Forward
Just a few details before we start this trainwreck. First, credit to Lukalanza on Tumblr for creating this idea, which traveled down god only knows how many avenues before it reached me through my friend MasterBurner. The idea, as it was present initially, goes like this:
"did i ever tell u about my joke au where after each defeat, nearly all of the enemy stand users join the sdc, like literally nearly everyone and like, Terence goes to open the door and his brother's just out there, there's like 40+ people out there, Jotaro's like Where Dio?"
With those out of the way, it should also be noted that I will probably not be very consistent with my timeline, which is to say that these vignettes are under no obligation to stay in chronological order. Things will jump around in time and place as ideas come to me.
Oh yeah, and both the Geils (J and Enya) are not recruited, same goes for Alessi, because fuck those guys. Steely Dan and Rubber Soul are in limbo at the moment, but no matter what pretty much nobody likes them.
Alright, think that's everything. Without further ado: Where Dio?