333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart

Summary: Marie, Sam, and the new transfer students were messing around on the Internet one day when they discovered the list of '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart'. When Momiji suggested they try some of the things on the list, everyone agreed, and they decided to do all 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. What chaos will come about as a result? Side-story to When They Came (My World Turned Upside Down).

A Prologue, of Sorts

"Hey guys, come see what I found!" I said excitedly, motioning for the others to come and look at the screen of my laptop.

"What is it?" asked my little sister, Sam.

"It looks like some sort of list," said Edward Elric.

"That's because it IS a list, shorty," said Ichigo Kurosaki.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE COULD DROWN IN A KIDDY POOL?"

"I'm calling YOU short, shorty," Ichigo said, irritated. "Who else would I be talking to?"

"MARIE IS SHORT, TOO!" Edward yelled before he realized his mistake. "Aw, cra…"

"I MAY BE SHORT, BUT I CAN STILL KICK YOUR ASS!" I yelled at him. "NOW I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT THE LIST IS!"

"Ve, is the list about pasta?" Feliciano Vargas asked. Everyone sweatdropped.

"No, Feli, it's not about pasta," I said. "It's about something else entirely."

"So what is it?" asked Sam. "Tell us already!"

"This… is a HILARIOUS list of 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart!" I announced in an overly-dramatic voice. "Here, read number 51, Ed." I passed him the laptop.

"51. Run through the store and jump on random people's carts singing 'I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!'" Edward said. He chuckled. "Hey, that's pretty funny."

"I know, right?" I replied. "Like I said, it's hilarious!"

"I have an idea!" Momiji said, jumping up and down excitedly.

"What's your idea, Momiji?" I asked.

Momiji grinned. "We could try out some of the numbers on the list! It would be fun!" He said.

"I have an even better idea," said Gilbert, who was sitting next to his part-vampire girlfriend, Myrna. "We could do ALL 333 things on the list. That would be EPIC!"

"I like that idea," I said, grinning. "Who else wants to do it?"

Every hand in the room went up.

"Great!" I said. "I'll print out a copy of the list, and then we can vote on who does ways one through five!"

"What are ways one through five?" someone asked.

I grinned. "You'll see," I said. "You'll see.