A/N: I have noticed a drastic drop in the number of readers after the prologue, so i will restate this author's note before the fic starts. The prologue is boring. I know that. However, it gets much better later on. As in, mid/end next chapter on. Please, bear with me. This is my first fairly sucessful fic. For people that are more Bleach centered: Espadas come-and stay-at the tenth capter, but they are introduced-somewhat-in the fourth and seventh. for Naruto centered people like me: you will be fairly happy. Also, I know this chapter is short. it is a prologue, and introduction to the characters. This is the shortest chapter in the fic.

Prologue

-10 years earlier-

"Aw, Grimmkitty…why do you have to leave? Stay! Don't go! That stupid Aizen guy can't take you from us!" an eight-year old Shonan cried. She had electric blue hair with black streaks. Currently, she was in half-form, meaning that she also had cat ears and tail. She was half-cat, calico, and had two beasts sealed inside her-the evil half of the nine-tailed fox, and Demon Kitty Eat Your Soul (most commonly referred to as Demon Kitty). She, like her sister, Hay-Lin, had three kekkei-genkai. She had lightning control, being able to materialize weapons and tools from thin air, and being able to turn into a cat. Her sister had mimicry (the ability to copy any technique, other kekkei-genkai included, a very special doujutsu), teleportation, and telepathy. They are the last members of the Nazo clan. Grimmjow, 12 years old at the time, grinned down at Shonan, Hay-Lin, Krystalia, and Mist. Hay-Lin had purple hair with black tips arranged in two long ponytails. She was nine years old at the time, same as their friend, Krystalia. Krystalia is the daughter of the Land of Eternity's feudal lord. She was very wealthy, and only had the best of the best. However, her parents always had her on a short leash. Her only friends were Shonan, Hay-Lin, and Grimmjow, three children around her age who always came over to play. It was that way ever since she turned five years old. When she was nine, her father hired Kakashi Hatake to guard her because of her kekkei-genkai - the ability to control time and space. That same month, Shonan and hay-Lin rescued Krystalia from her old life. Now, a few months later, Grimmjow was leaving. He had just been promoted to sixth Espada and had to go take his place in Las Noches. He was leaving Mist, and arrancar, behind with Shonan and Hay-Lin to keep them company. Over a few weeks, they had all become good friends. Mist, also twelve, had really light blue hair-almost white, and her mast was across her head (like Sakura's headband) and looks kind of like a maid's hat with teeth. She had a whit turtleneck that split halfway down the middle and ended above her navel. Her skirt was also white, and both had black borders, the hem of the skirt's was shaped like waves. Mist's long hair was arranged with a loose ponytail on the end that split to look like a fish tail. At her side, she had her Zanpakuto, which looked like a musketeer sword. Shonan was heartbroken. She had known Grimmjow since she was four years old. She had even 'fondly' nicknamed him Grimmkitty, much to his dismay. After goodbyes were done, Krystalia opened a portal into Hueco Mundo, specifically Las Noches. He stepped into the portal and disappeared in a bright flash. "…So…what do we do now?"

"Maybe we could go and join up with the Akatsuki. After all, a few more freaks won't make much of a difference." smirked Krystalia.

"M-kay!...HEY! What's that supposed to mean? Well, come on, let's go!" exclaimed Shonan.

"Wait, you took me seriously?"

"Yup! It was a good idea!"

"The personality change is almost scary…" murmured Hay-Lin, before starting off towards the nearest Akatsuki base. "We should warn Pein that we're coming."

"And I can write a book! Like the Survival Guide, only different! And well be in it and…." ranted Shonan. Everyone just ignored her and continued walking.

"She's not going to stop, is she?" asked Mist, so that Shonan couldn't hear.

"Nope" was Hay-Lin's reply.

"This is going to be a long trip, isn't it."

"Yup"

"Great…"

A/N: please bear with me. i know this first chapter's not very exciting, but it sets the scene for the next chapters. I promise you it gets better. I'd say the first chapter is a bit boring untill the mid/end, but the second chapter is already completerly comical. More Bleach kicks in during chapter 4, and stays permanently during chapter 7, with only short mission breaks inbetween. It does get better, and longer than this chapter,. I promise.