A/N: Gaea=Earth, just keep it in mind :)
Thank you to ilGyhs for inspiring me to do this blog thing. Read her story: Olympus Weekly, it's super funny and cool, as Apollo says. :D
I will try to update daily, meanwhile read my other story: Truth or Dare :)
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Post #1: Poseidon Asks for Advice
Posted by: Aphrodite
Hello lovely blog readers, it's your one and only Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty!
I decided to start a blog just because mortals are doing it. I am a mainstream kind of goddess, after all.
Anyways, my first blog post is about the not-so-lovely God of the Sea, Poseidon. He asked me for love advice!
Him and Amphirite are going through bumpy seas right now (get it?) and he asked me on what he should do. Of course being the down-to-Gaea goddess I am, I helped him out. I told him to compliment her fins and give her the finest pearls the ocean can bring.
He just told me an hour ago that my advice had worked, so good for me! And as a thank you gift from Poseidon he gave me a pink pearl bracelet! It was gorgeous, thanks Poseidon!
Much love, Goddess of Love and Beauty,
-Aphrodite
Comments (10):
Poseidon: Aphrodite! I told you not to tell anyone! *whines*
Zeus: HAHAHAHA, AWW, POOP POSEIDON NEEDS LOVEY-DOVEY ADVICE!
Zeus: I mean poor! Not poop!
Poseidon: HAHA POOP!
Zeus: POOR!
Apollo: Good one my friend.
Artemis: What is this "blog" nonsense?
Apollo: POOP sister, you are so oldschool!
Zeus: *Groans* Now every Olympian plus Hades will make fun of me for eons just because of a stupid typo!
Every Olympian+ Hades: Yes, yes we will.