A/N: Hello, I'm Overlord Valkyrie! I decided to do a Disgaea fic with my favorite paring ValFuka. I feel like there is only a few fans out there, it's so sad to rarely see some ValFuka….*sigh*
Disclaimers: I do not own Disgaea. If I did…then you know what I would do.
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I don't like him. Why would I like him? He's stupid and a sardine loving freak. Who in the world would like him? Except for Artina.
Brown orbs stared at the ex. tyrant while resting on a couch, leaning on her bat that was slammed on the wooden floor. He had short jet black hair, mature and mysterious red eyes, pale skin, lean and tall but not too muscular. Oh God, Fuka Kazamatsuri why are you checking him out?! Slap some sense into you woman! She mentally slapped herself twice, then made a mental note to check her brain someday. Why in the world is she checking Valvatorez, an Ex. Tyrant, Artina's supposed lover, and the used-to-be feared demon in the Human and Netherworld? She really needs to check her mind out.
But she couldn't resist staring at him, his hair is smooth and silky, his skin was soft and smooth, something she didn't expectt from a demon. She also noted how focused and intense his blood red eyes were, never in her life she seen such seriousness. Also, he had an aura of gentleness and warmth, she felt so safe and protected around him, she could just stay with him fore-HOLY HADES FUKA DON'T EVER PASS THAT LINE! NO, JUST NO!
It's official, she needs to check her mind AND probably wash the thoughts away with water then hang them to dry. Fuka Kazamatsuri, you're looking for your Prince Charming that will take you away in a pure white horse then live happily ever after, not a Vampire who is crazy about Sardines and keeping promises who also has a moody werewolf as a servant.
Wait, why am I thinking that he might be my Prince Charming? Pfft, I would die laughing. He's crazy about keeping promises, and won't drink any blood till he 'instills' fear into Artina. Haha, I won't ever love him. He's stupid.
Now she wondered why was he stupid? He is smart, mature, level-headed, and does his best to make sure everyone is happy, a great trait to see in boys. She facepalmed.
"Oh God, I should stop thinking about him. He's filling my mind already!" Fuka growled, sliding her hand down her face.
"Thinking about who Miss Fuka? Someone you like?" A female voice giggled, her eyes widened as her cheeks grew red.
"A-Artina!?"
She chuckled, "Oh, It seems you like someone already? Of course, you're fourteen, it's expected that you'll have a crush already." The pink haired angel sang happily, a smile on her face.
"No, no, no, no, no, no!" She shook her hands, "I don't like anyone! I'm just thinking how stupid this person I know is."
"Who?"
She bit her lip, "A...A friend of mine. To tell you the truth, I don't like him at all. He's stupid, he has weird taste, and also I can't stop thinking about him! Urgh, it's so irritating! I'll never fall for a stupid guy like him!" Fuka threw her arms up into the air.
"But you did." Artina stated a matter-of-factly, "Miss Fuka, if he keeps on filling your mind like that. Then you fell for him, also, you keep on saying you don't like him but in reality you're just afraid on realizing your feelings."
Fuka stared at the angel, "B-But..." Artina kept a smile.
"What's the use denying them?"
"Denying them makes everything alot easier!" She stood up, her voice rising, "Okay, I did fall for him. But that doesn't change anything! He already likes someone else! I'm not the stupid one, he is the stupid one for making me like him in the first place!"
She stormed off, her cheeks flaring red. Along the way, she kicked Prinnies that were in her way to a nearby wall causing a chain reaction with others, Fenrich barked at her but she just stuck out her tongue at him and ran away. Artina crossed her arms with a smile.
"I didn't say you're stupid Miss Fuka." Then she raised a finger to her chin, "I wonder who is the person she likes?"
Valvatorez watched Fuka storming off from Artina who had a smile on her face. It was a girl talk rather than a fight. Sometimes girls were hard to understand. He returned back to his work but he glanced where Fuka went into from time to time.
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Fuka stood outside of a baseball field, she scratched her head angrily. "Damn it all! I nearly snapped at Artina! I'm so stupid!" She felt like ripping out her hair.
So she really...liked him the whole time? Oh Hades...No, no, no, no! Didn't she decided to not pursue him since Artina and Fenrich will get angry with her? Where did that decision go? She slammed her head in the nearest tree, tears pooling down her eyes anime style. She kept on slamming her head, not caring if she got a major migraine later on.
"Why." Bang "Must." Bang "I." Bang "Like." Bang "HIM?!"
She let out an aggrivated scream afterwards, Fuka panted then composed herself.
"Yelling at a tree does work. I should do this all the time." She rubbed her head and casted a small healing spell. She really didn't like using healing or magic but Artina forced her to learn just in case she wasn't around to heal her.
She sat down on a patch of grass and looked at the dark sky, "So...I like him. Hmm...Unrequited love." Then she shot her head up, "Like that story with Little Mermaid Except that I'm not a mermaid nor I don't have any reason to sacrifice my life and turn into bubbles."
She snorted, "Me? Turn into bubbles? Wow."
Fuka stood up, "A little swing should keep my mind clear."
She pushed her twintails behind her back as the wind blew gently, from behind her back she took out a wooden baseball bat and posed for action.
"Here we go!" She held a bomb in her hand, she aimed it at a group of demons that were far away from her. She threw it to the sky and swung her bat with all her might, the bomb flew at jet speed and landed at the group of demons causing an explosion.
She whistled, "Man, now that felt really good."
Suddenly, the bushes rustled causing her to whip towards it pointing her bat at it. "Who's there? Don't make me do the same thing to you like what I did to them!" She pointed at the now charred group of demons with her thumb.
"Calm down Fuka, it's me." Red eyes stared at her with calmness, her body stiffened.
Her eyes went wide, "Va-Valzy?" She stuttered and stumbled backwards.
Don't trip. Don't trip. Don't trip.
Her heel stood on a loose rock, it rolled under her causing her to fall down on her back.
LEGS. WHY YOU NO LISTEN TO ME?
She shut her eyes and prepared for the pain she will feel on her butt and back. She waited for three seconds but it seemed like one minute and still...nothing. She waited again, Falling does not take this long...unless she fell into a hole!
"Fuka, open your eyes." Valvatorez's voice rang in her ears.
She slowly opened one eye then the other only for his face to be near hers, she held her breath as a red color dusted her cheeks, her body stiffened. She bit her lip to prevent herself from screaming out bloody murder. Her hands were curled into fists as it was resting on her chest, she wanted to say something but she couldn't even open her damn mouth.
This is what was processing in her mind: HOLY HADES HIS FACE IS NEAR MINE WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I SHUT MY EYES AND PRETEND I FAINTED? SHOULD I SLAP HIM? IS HE GOING TO DROP ME? Nah, he isn't like that...OH MY G! YES I USED G RATHER THAN GOD! WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY MIND? OKAY FUKA, SAY THANKS JUST DO IT!
She opened her mouth then closed it, like a fish. Great Fuka, you look like a complete and total idiot right now, she wanted to slap herself so hard. She acting like some sort of love struck fool right now.
"Are you hurt? Can you stand?" He looked worried, her heart started to race even faster than before, her face turned even more red.
"I-I'm fine...Don't worry." She mustered every ounce of her emotions to let her look like herself but the damn blush won't fade away. His face was so close to her own to the point that if someone came by and saw, it would look like they were attempting to kiss each other.
A scream made them turn to the sound. The blond haired Archangel, Flonne, screamed out in joy with her wings fluttering about.
"It's a love triangle! A love triangle!" She cried out in joy, "A love triangle between Artina, Sir Valvatorez, and Miss Fuka! This is love!"
"No! It isn't what it looks like!" They both yelled, their cheeks turning dark red.
Fuka pushed him away from her causing her to fall on the dirt ground. Flonne clapped her hands, "Oh, oh. It's a secret meeting between you two? I won't tell a single soul about this! I promise!" She ran off, leaving the blushing pair.
Fuka stared at the Archangel, then stood up pointing a finger at him. "It's your fault! Now she thinks we're together! Great job Valzy!" She barked,
He stood up, "My fault? How in the world is it my fault? You're the one who fell! I had to catch you, what would happen if you were hurt?" He pushed his cape to the side,
"I'm a tough girl! You need to take care of Artina more! I'm not a child anymore!"
They glared at each other for a while then turned around not looking at each other. Fuka stomped away then turned to Valvatorez. "You dense vampire jerk!" She screamed with all her might and ran away leaving him behind.
He is stupid. The biggest stupidhead she ever met. Because it's his fault why she liked him in the first place.
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A/N: So Artina knows Fuka likes someone while Flonne thinks that there is going to be a Love Triangle. Oh my, what will happen to Fuka and Valvatorez?
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