Disclaimer: I am NOT J.…yet!
A/N: I was bored.
One day the marauders were bored. They were arguing on what to do. Moony wanted to do some reading, Wormtail wanted to raid the kitchens, Padfoot wanted to hex slytherins and Prongs wanted to play Quidditch. All of a sudden Audrey Hepburn burst in to the room! "Oh no its Audrey Hepburn!" Umbridge said. "Umbridge!" her pet Eck said(A.N. you haven't read there is no dog then you won't get that!)"I've been looking for you everywhere, dearie" Then Audrey said
"I want an elf called Gibert G. Gibert" so Remus said
"if I force Padlet and Prongykins to buy you an elf will this fic be over?"
and Becca said "no cos I'm not finished yet"then Audrey started screaming
"I don't want just any elf, I want a TRAINED elf!" and Remus said
"If you don't make this fic end I am going eat you all up just as my daughter in the future from a wife that isn't actually born yet ate someone else currently none existant. Bet you're scared aren't you!"
And Lexielovegood1326 said" I think that now is a good time to end this so lets all go and read dramione" and she dragged the author kicking and screaming away about the fact that dramione and drapple fics were rubbish and Drarry was obviously better and that Lexi couldn't even spell her own name!