Title: Spring Break
Chapter: 1/?
Chapter title: Reunion
Rating: T
Disclaimer & Warning(s): Don't own anything but the clothes on my back and the computer I'm typing on. As for warnings: swearing and AU.
Pairing(s): Just read and you'll find out. But I'll give you a hint: It's one of my favorite yaoi pairings.
AN: I came up with this while lying in a bed with nothing to do but stare at the ceiling.
* I totally give credit to the genius Thorn In Your Side for the whole Juu thing. I didn't, like, ask to use Juu but…at least I'm giving her or him credit right?
READ ON!
Sasuke hated girls. Like really hated them. Well, not the ones that left him and his body alone like his mom, Hinata, and any other non-hormone crazed girl. Like today and every other day, they either stalked him or sent him letters. Today he had a wheel barrel full of candies, letters, stuffed bears, and other crap he wouldn't look at.
"Ha ha, Sasuke girls just never leave you alone." Naruto said, smiling like a gremlin and looking at the things Sasuke would throw away once he saw a big enough garbage can to do so.
Sasuke only shook his head in self-pity. Sakura, one of his fangirls and friend, only smiled at him with the sun dancing off her green orbs. Sasuke thought she looked good in this light that is until he remembered she was just as hormone crazed as the rest of them.
"Sasuke's popular and handsome, something you wouldn't know about." Sakura said, defending Sasuke and insulting Naruto at the same time.
Naruto glared at Sasuke for more reason than one. Sasuke had all the girls and wanted nothing of them and Naruto was forced to carry the wheel barrel filled with junk. But more importantly, Sasuke had all of Sakura's affection and Naruto got none.
Sasuke continued to walk to his house. They all had come out of school and Sasuke couldn't fit all this junk on the bus and he liked walking. But Naruto and Sakura didn't. Naruto was complaining and Sakura was pretending she didn't mind in hopes that Sasuke will like her more. But damn…her deodorant wasn't going to last much longer at the rate she was sweating.
Sasuke was a little bit sad that Itachi was in collage and couldn't drive this crap back to the house. Since it's only been a few months since Sasuke turned sixteen he didn't have his license yet and he didn't want to drive around with his Mom in the seat next to his all the time.
"Seems like your still the ladies man, Sasuke."
Sasuke stopped walking. That voice did not belong to Sakura or Naruto. Sasuke turned around on his heels and his eyes widened.
A teenage boy stood behind them with one hand on his hip (not in a gay way). He wore a sleeveless purple shirt, grey baggy pants, and dark boots. He had bluish-whitish hair with his fringe hanging in his face, bright blue eyes, and sharp teeth that were easily seen because of his grin.
Sasuke's jaw was dropped and being the kind friend Naruto was, he gently closed it before any bugs could manifest and take over his mouth and create a bug army and try to rule the world.
Before Naruto or Sakura could say anything, Sasuke jumped over the wheel barrel. He ran right to the mysterious guy and hugged the guy like there was no tomorrow. Naruto and Sakura's eyes grew huge and their jaws dropped.
Sasuke pulled back from the warm embrace and smiled. "What are you doing here, Suigetsu?"
Said (adorable) teenager smiled. "Oto High is on spring break and we came here for some fun. And it's the only thing we can afford."
Sasuke nodded, knowing how bad Oto high is when it came with money. "Is Karin and Juugo here too?"
Suigetsu looked confused. He looked behind his shoulder and gasped. "The hell? I thought they were right behind me the whole time! I worked so hard on that awesome entrance."
Sasuke chuckled, which shocked Naruto and Sakura (who were forgotten to the raven haired teen).
"Karin's probably at that kinky shop we saw and Juugo's probably playing fetch or whatever he does when Karin and I aren't around." Suigetsu grumbled.
Sasuke nodded again and looked at Suigetsu from head to toe. Sasuke could see the lean muscles in Suigetsu's bare arms that he didn't have when they were little. His body has definitely changed from short and scrawny to tall and lithe.
"What?" Suigetsu asked.
"You've changed. You're taller than me now and you're not so scrawny anymore." Sasuke told him, running fingers up and down his bicep.
Suigetsu grin and laughed. "Duh, Sasuke, you know what it's like in Oto, you've got to be strong to protect yourself,"
"And to just look cool." Sasuke finished and was smiling again. Suigetsu nodded and finally looked over Sasuke's shoulder.
"Are those your friends?"
Sasuke nodded. "Yeah, that stupid looking blond is Naruto and the pink haired girl is Sakura."
Naruto glared at the way Sasuke described him. "You bastard."
Suigetsu chuckled. "You sure have a thing for girls with pink hair, huh?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Karin's hair is hot pink, not bubblegum. Unless she decided to dye it."
"Nope. Still the barf-worthy hair color but just in a different style from when we were in the sixth grade." Suigetsu slung an arm around Sasuke's shoulders.
Naruto ran forward and pushed Suigetsu away from Sasuke, his best friend. "Sasuke! Who is this guy?"
Sasuke glared at Naruto before sighing. "Naruto, this is Suigetsu he's kind of my best friend. We've known each other since Kindergarten."
Naruto's mood visibly darkened. He was Sasuke's best friend? That can't be possible! I'm his best friend and have been since the seventh grade when he moved here! I will not let some old friend get in the way of that! Naruto thought.
Suigetsu looked at Naruto before sighing. "So this is your new best friend, huh? Well, I wouldn't want your new best friend to be better than me so at least you managed that. Though I can't say Karin will be happy about her replacement."
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "As if I could replace any of you, especially you, Suigetsu."
Suigetsu shrugged. "Oh, I know. I just wanted you to say it." He slung his arm around his shoulder again and this time began walking.
Naruto and Sakura stood there, dumbfound, as Sasuke and his bestie Suigetsu walked away.
"What are we supposed to do with all these?" Naruto yelled.
"I don't know, throw them away." Sasuke called back but continued to walk away.
Sakura smiled at Naruto. "Bye Naruto, I'm going with Sasuke and his friend." She said before running ahead and walking with the two others.
Naruto sighed and looked down at the wheel barrel. "I guess I could plot my revenge while I haul this shit to the garbage." And with that plan Naruto did exactly what he planned to do.
"And this is the city of Konoha. Basically where the stores, strip clubs, bars, and everything else is." Sasuke said.
"You had me at strip clubs." Suigetsu said and looked around. They were crossing the street on the crosswalk but almost got hit by some asshole in a Chevy.
Sasuke rolled his onyx eyes. "You're a perv."
"Nuh-uh! It's just the girls at Oto are all skanks or have already been fucked by Sakon or Ukon and that's just gross." Suigetsu said waving a finger around.
"And you think a stripper would be any cleaner?" Sasuke asked.
Suigetsu huffed. "I didn't say all that. It's not like I'd sleep with one. Orochimaru told us not to do anything illegal, not like I'll listen to that rule, but I'm not sleeping with a stripper. I might as well sleep with Karin."
Sasuke frowned. "Orochimaru is teaching there again?"
"Yep. After you and Itachi left he came back. I think Itachi got sick of Orochimaru always eye-raping him and threatened to tell the TF and then he left. So now that your guys are gone he's got nothing to be afraid of." Suigetsu explained while ogling a girl who was fixing an apple in an apple stand (which meant she was bent over).
"What is TF?" Sakura asked.
"The Fuzz." Sasuke and Suigetsu said at the same time.
"I hope I don't see him, Orochimaru I mean. Hey, why is your break so early?" Sasuke asked Suigetsu.
"Oto's teachers want a break too. So our break is two and a half weeks instead of just one. And my bro goes to collage with Itachi so that works too."
"Mangetsu goes to Konoha University?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah, Mom said Oto High was bad enough and forced him to go to Konoha. I'm sure she'll do the same for me." Suigetsu said.
Sasuke smiled. Sakura spotted Ino and Choji arguing with some huge guy with orange hair. Ino was holding an enraged Choji back while the kid looked like he was about to freaking rip something to shreds.
"Suigetsu, is that Juugo?" Sasuke asked.
Suigetsu nodded. "Yup. And he's about to freak the hell out." He said before running down the street and to the flower shop where Juugo was.
"Juugo! Calm down before I crack your fucking skull, man!" Suigetsu yelled, flailing his arms around as he ran.
Sasuke only stood there with Sakura. "That isn't going to calm him down, is it?" Sakura asked.
"Nope." Then Sasuke was running with Sakura to catch up with Suigetsu. Suigetsu was currently on Juugo's back holding him in a chokehold and screaming obscenities.
"Juugo, calm down." Sasuke said. Juugo looked at him with wide eyes. He immediately stopped trying to throw Suigetsu off of him and smiled.
"Sasuke!" Ino cried with hearts in her eyes. "You're so cool! You totally stopped that freak."
Suigetsu fell back, breathless. He grabbed his water bottle that was hooked onto his belt and took a long sip.
Sasuke stood in front of Juugo. Then Juugo grabbed Sasuke and pulled him into a bone-breaking hug. Sasuke's feet lifted off the cement but he wasn't struggling to break free.
"Sasuke! It's been forever, man! How've you been?" Juugo cried happily.
"Juugo…can't…BREATH!" Sasuke gasped out.
"Oh yeah."
Now that Sasuke was free, he grabbed Suigetsu's water bottle and took a long sip just like he did years ago whenever Juugo hugged him. (Yup, that's an indirect kiss y'all!)
"Juugo, you've gotten way stronger. I don't think you need to work out ever again." Sasuke said, straightening up and fixing his navy blue t-shirt.
Juugo smiled. "Gotta protect my friends, just like we used to do. Remember all the crazy stuff we used to do?"
Suigetsu laughed. "Oh, yeah, like when we snuck into that club and Sasuke had a panic attack!" He began snickering.
Sasuke glared. "Itachi was at that club with that girl, of course I'd have a panic attack. I didn't even know Itachi could dance like that." Sasuke looked mortified just like he did five years ago.
"Sasuke, you know this weirdo?" Ino said. Sakura stood by her friend and crossed her arms.
Sasuke nodded. "He's an old friend."
Suigetsu smirked. "Hey, if we find Karin, the group will be back together."
Sasuke chuckled. "I can't believe we formed a group. That was just so…weird now that I'm older."
"Yes, Taka was a group full of weirdo's. But it was kick-ass and better than fucking Akatsuki! But maybe not as awesome as the Mist Seven, though." Suigetsu said and put his arms around Sasuke's and Juugo's shoulders.
"Let's go find Karin." Juugo said. "I think she's still at the lingerie store."
"Why did you leave her, besides the obvious reasons?" Suigetsu asked.
"I saw a bird by those flowers and it looked sad. So I went to cheer it up then those two started talking to me. I guess Juu came out and started harassing them and then you guys showed up." Juugo explained. (Juu was his split personality.)
This time when they walked, Ino and Sakura tagged along. Choji said he was getting some food and left, clearly pissed off at being called fat.
They made it to the lingerie store just as a red/pink haired girl in short shorts and high-heeled boots came out holding bags in her hands.
"Hey, Karin!" Suigetsu called and removed his arms from the shoulders of his friends.
From behind glasses, Karin's hot pink eyes widened. She smiled, dropped her bags, and launched herself at Sasuke, ignoring Suigetsu. Sasuke caught her easily and returned the hug. Karin clung to Sasuke with her arms around his neck, Sasuke's arms around her waist.
Sakura and Ino were just boiling with jealous rage. Suigetsu smirked evilly.
Karin pulled back with her arms still hooked around Sasuke's neck. Sasuke's hands stayed on her waist (ah the misguided love).
"Sasuke, you look so good." She said with a small blush on her cheeks.
Sasuke smiled. He really missed Karin. Even if she had a crush on him, he didn't mind. She never gave him letters and stupid gifts, maybe molesting him multiple times, but he still liked her out of all of his fangirls. Though not in the way she wanted him to like her.
"Sasuke, just compliment her back so we can go wreak havoc on Konoha." Suigetsu whined.
Sasuke leaned lower to where his lips brushed Karin's hair over her ear. "You look really good too." He whispered.
Karin blushed and before she could (molest) say something else, Sasuke was pulled away from her. She glared at the two girls who were latched onto his arms.
"Sasuke, who is she?" Sakura asked.
"Is this why you never loved me?" Ino asked.
"Looks like Sasuke's surrounded by dogs. Juugo maybe you should scare them away." Karin muttered and picked up her bags.
"You're one to talk." Ino growled.
"What the hell did you say, bitch?" Karin growled and Suigetsu easily stopped her from having a total bitch fit.
"Oh, Karin, don't let these trolls bother you. You'll always be the mangy mutt Sasuke keeps around." Suigetsu snickered, he now regretted stopping Karin. He could have seen the first girl fight since Karin and Kin fought.
Karin smiled at that insult/compliment and flipped her hair. Sasuke then noticed the new look. Half of it was straight like it used to be, the other side was cut into spikes. He kind of liked it.
Ino and Sakura were both thinking the same thing: CHA! I will beat her and steal Sasuke's heart. That girl with LOSE!
Suigetsu smirked and pried Sasuke away from the fuming girls. He wrapped his arms around Juugo and Sasuke's shoulder while Sasuke let Karin wrap around his arm.
Suigetsu laughed and began skipping. "It's like The Wizard of Oz!"
Sasuke scoffed. "Well, you can skip all you want."
"Ha ha, Sasuke, the gangs back together. And you're still looking for you heart huh?"
Sasuke smirked. "As long as you're looking for your brain."
Suigetsu laughed. "We are going to have so much fun."
"Yeah, but only for a while." Juugo noted, attempting to skip but just looked mentally challenged.
The water-lover frowned. "Thanks for reminding me."
Karin smiled into Sasuke's shoulder. "We can just take advantage of the time before we have to go back."
Sasuke nodded. He could get used to them for the time being. He'd just have to make these weeks count.
A/N 2 This is pretty random but if you've ever seen the anime of Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler or read the manga, then you would probably think Grell and Karin are alike. Not only because they look alike but they act the same. They both have an infatuation to a black-haired hottie, weird colored/styled hair, glasses, loud, never gets the guy, are sort of annoying, but they are sort of cool (Grell is way awesome though but Karin is … blehh). Or am I the only one who thinks that?
Anyway, review and tell me what you think. Should I update or not!