It was an ordinary morning in Camelot, as the King and Queen showed off their new baby to the knights. Merlin stood at the back, watching happily. A son, Camelot's new heir, first in line to the throne. Arwen had his father's eyes and his mother's tanned skin.
Suddenly, the wind whistled and someone appeared on the centre of the Round Table. It was the King's evil half sister, Morgana Pendragon. All the knights and Arthur drew their swords out.
"Hello, dear brother," she sneered in greeting as she usually did. "I'm here to kill-" Arwen cooed softly. The witch looked at her feet and saw her nephew. Her eyes softened and she had a brief change of heart.
"Oooooh! A baby!" she squealed like an excited child receiving treats. Arthur and Gwen tensed.
MORGANA PICKED ARWEN UP!
"Put my son down!" the Queen demanded firmly.
"Relax, dear sister in law. I won't hurt him," Morgana chided. Then she turned her attention to her nephew. "Hello dear nephew. I'm your Aunt Morgana!" The King and Queen exchanged shocked looks. Merlin's eyes almost popped out and Gaius fainted. The knights didn't know what to do.
"You know, if you have a girl, she'll be a beauty queen – just like me!" Morgana bragged. Merlin snorted and she glared at him. Gwaine fell off his chair, howling with laughter and the rest of the knights either rolled their eyes or sniggered.
"What the hell Morgana!" Arthur roared, his face going red.
"Why aren't his eyes green? Such a shame," the Lady commented.
"Because blue eyes are the best," Merlin joked, pointing at his own eyes which pissed her off.
"So, green eyes are the rarest!" Morgana boasted, subconsciously handing Arwen over to Elyan.
"Doesn't make them the best. Crazy, evil witches who turn their backs on their friends and family are also uncommon," Merlin fired back.
"You forgot beautiful! And who are you to talk? Poisoner!" Morgana retorted.
"Get a room!" Arthur exclaimed, ending the stupid argument.
"This is a room," Merlin replied.
"I see becoming King didn't help..." Morgana mused. Merlin sniggered.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Arthur whined.
"Nothing. Oh whatever, this isn't over Merlin, I'll be back-"
"And I'll be waiting," Merlin cut in cheerfully, earning shocked looks from everyone but Morgana just giggled which left everyone confused. Gwaine smirked, gears already turning in his dirty mind.
"Well, this was fun. Bye darlings!" Morgana cackled evilly and vanished from the Round Table. Gauis stirred and regained his consciousness.
"So, what did I miss?"