"Oh really?" sneered a classmate.

"Really, rat's breath!" I raged back.

"That's it you rich, American, snob!" he yelled out, lunging at me. I got to him first and pulled his blonde hair, tugging and ripping at it.

"This'll teach you! Japanese jerk!" I said, kneeing him in the stomache. I released his hair and he fell limp on the ground in pain. "Had enough, Haru?" I asked, narrowing my eyes.

He nodded rappidly in reply just as my teacher, Katera-sensei, came in and ordered me to the principal's office.

"WHAT!? Expelled?!" I said in disbelief. Well, I could believe it. This school wasn't for me.

"Yes, Elric," she replied, lacing her fingers together. "This is your 8th fight this week alone." she commented.

I slid down in my seat, eyes wide and shaking my head slowly. "Common, we can talk aboiut this, right? I mean, my parents are gonna send me to Ouran if this school don't work out!" I pleaded. She shook her head and picked up the phone.

"Yes, is this Mrs. Edwards? Hi. It's your son's principal. Yes he is. No, we can't. He's expelled from my school. Please come pick him up." she said, hanging up. "Go get your things Mr Edwards." she instructed.

I did as she said, trudging to my locker to get my bookbag.

When my parents picked me up, we didn't speak. I knew I wasn't in trouble; we were taught to fight for survival in our family of Karate experts.

~Next Day/at the gates of Hell- I mean Ouran Academy~

"Oh no. I am NOT going to a PINK school!" I said to my mother.

"Elric...you have to. We have no other choices anymore!" she retorted, giving me a stern look. I returned it with a glare. I held back a sassy comment as I was pushed out by my older brother. God, how I hate him. He's the next head of the family.

Now I'm on my knees infront of the school I dreaded to go to. "Dear Lord in heaven, have mercy on my soul." I mumbled.

I walked through the huge pink doors and noticed everyone got silent -or was it already silent inside?- as I entered.

"Um...yo? I'm Elric Edwards. Can someone help me find someone named..." I had to check my slip of paper, "Fujioka Haruhi? What an odd name..." I mumbled the last part to myself.

"You know Haruhi?" a boy with orange hair and golden eyes asked me. I nodded.

"Yeah, I guess. Haruhi's my..." again with the paper, "FIANCE?!" My eyes were the shape of sausers and my jaw throbed from hitting the ground. Ok, so that didn't happen; but it felt like it did!

"Your Haruhi's fiance?! How can you marry Haruhi?!" another who looked just like the first asked, having the same reaction I did.

"You're coming with us!" they said together, dragging me to Lord knows were. Wait...a music room? They pushed me through the doors and I could swear I was having rose petals thrown in my face.

"What's the big idea?! Leave me alone, you two dorks!" I said. They threw me at the feet of a brunette with auburn eyes.

"Haruhi! You didn't tell us you were engadged!" the two boys whined.

"I am?! Since when?!" she asked. Oh Lord...she...she was beautiful..."Wait. Aren't you that american Karate guy? Your family is one of the largest fighting families! Most succesful next to the Honi and Mori's families." she commented. I nodded.

"U-Um, yeah. I'm Elric Edwards. N-Nice to meet'cha, Haruhi. I guess our parents played match-maker, huh?" I laughed akwardly. She nodded.

"Yeah, I guess. So...did my mom do it or my dad?"

"My mom said something about Mrs. Fujioka...so your mom I think."

"Oh...well, it's nice to meet you Elric." she said, offering a hand.

I shook it politely.

...

I think I'm gonna like it here!