Cronus Ampora was sitting in front of his hive, depressed because he was a pathetic trollian being. Suddenly, a wild France blond hair fluttered in the wind and his smile was proof that whitening toothpaste actually was holding a rose in his left hand and the air around him sparkled from his aesthetic beauty. 'Who are you?' Cronus asked extremly grenoille answered immediately:'Ohonhonhonhon' 'Ah, yes'Ampora remarked, 'now it's all clear' 'Très bien!Alors, big brother can see there's something on your is le problem?'The purple blood sighed sadly. 'No one loves me.' 'Ah', Francesmirked self-assuredly 'but I can help you with see, I am the maître d'amour' 'OMG, really?'Cronus was overwhelmed by his own luck. 'Mais oui. Let's go into town and look for une mademoiselle to talk 's the first step.
And so their journey to find undying love began.
After they'd walked for a while, the flirtatious nation saw someone who caught his attention. 'Mon élève!Now, that is a pretty one! Let's go talk to her!' Cronus looked as if he wanted to say something, but he coughed and choked on his own words. 'He'd probably just nervous' Francis thought 'how cute'.
'Bonjour ma belle femme!' the blond exclaimed in a deliberately deepened voice in an attempt to sound more appealing. He didn't know he had a big storm coming. Of course the beautiful female that had attracted him was very problematic and none other than Meenah fuchsia eyes narrowed as she shot him an evil glare. 'who the hell are you? Cronus' she turned her icey, furious glance towards the Ampora,'were you that much of a loser, that you were unable to contain all your loserness in one body so you had to split yourself in two just to make living hell even worse?' 'No he's-I-uh-No it's-I-Uhhh-' Cronus stuttered. Raising an eyebrow she decided to ignore him and turned back to the obnoxious nation. 'sooo, anyways, water you want?'
The Frenchie leaned close to her ear and whispered creepily: 'I seulement want to watch you be admirable forever~!'
'Me too' Cronus added quickly.
The expression on Meenahs face was difficult to read,it might have been fear, perhaps also disgust ,and became soon absolute anger. She grabbed her trident and non-chalantly stabbed it right through the blond's torso. 'Mon Coeur!' he screamed before falling to the ground dramatically.
Meenah merely stepped over his corpse in order to be able to cut Cronus' dick off. Upon doing so she slit his throat and went home still shocked by recent events.