Prompt 6: Cupcakes
So this isn't really a FF, but I really couldn't resist the temptation.
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Dear Kid,
I understand that you have OCD, pardon me, CDO, but the next time you fret over boob sizes and shapes by groping my sister and me, you can go ahead and find yourself new weapons. Not only is it rude and inconsiderate, and embarrassing, and inappropriate, it is ridiculous. You know as well as I do that we do not have control over what our breasts look like, and that surgery will only result in our boobs being more asymmetric than they already are.
I know that we are in a relationship and that groping me is perfectly acceptable and even wanted (sometimes). But groping my sister is not allowed! I don't care if it is an episode, she is off limits. I am not a polygamist and neither are you, so cut it the hell out. And even though I am your girlfriend groping me in public is not allowed. Even if it is "Just to fix my shirt." No, Kid, just no.
I must admit, we have been your weapons for so long and yet you still cannot get it through your thick skull that this kind of behaviour is not ok. We understand the OCD, wait scratch that, CDO is a debilitating mental condition and to be quite frank, we don't mind that. But we would really like it if you would stop focussing on fixing your picture problem and start working on your boob one.
Just fix that, really thats all we want,
Liz
PS The cupcakes you left as an appology were delicious and cute and yes, we forgive you.
AN: I don't really know if this counts as a FF, but I had way too much fun typing this to just let it rot. This is for KidLiz week on dA, and so... yeah. If you're waiting for any updates from other things, those are coming. Its just I got sick, and then I lost EVERYTHING so once I get it back I'll do one giant mass update ^^;
IMAxENIGMAx out. PEACE!