Hi I'm back. I would like to thank Swamp Thing for the information on the characters of "House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects". It really helped me out! Now, for the story. House of 1000 Scare Tactics. I tried my best to pick out the most fearless people so don't flame me for it.

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Videogame heroes include:

Dante Sparda- A devil hunter that has seen and fought the scariest monsters on the planet. He seems like a fearless person…Note: Keep Baby away from him, he might be compelled to do something bad…

Vincent Valentine- A former Turk. A man shrouded in mystery. He has a deathly stare that would freak anyone out. He can also transform so be careful. HE IS FEARLESS!!!

Sephiroth- He isn't exactly a hero but he is pretty fearless. His long hair can be stepped on!!! (HAHAHA!!! I had to put that…XD) Anyway, be careful. His long sword will cut you into a million pieces.

Manga/Anime characters include:

Alucard- Yep. You guessed it. Dracula himself is on this show. He will be a VERY fearless guy so, be VERY careful with him. Me might transform his arm into a giant dog head and try to eat you.

Edward Elric- A short, blond haired boy who HATES being called short. He is pretty fearless, so do your best to scare him. He also hates weirdoes like yourself so keep your distance as much as possible.

Lust- She won't scare very easily. She is what you call a homunculi. She can't die so don't try to kill her.

Last but not least, the movie/TV show characters include:

Alice- She is on chick you don't mess with. She's got guns and knives and she's super human. Her kicks HURT! SHE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FEARLESS. YOU'LL have a tough time with her.

Selene- Another bitch you don't usually mess with. She is also very fearless AND she's a vampire. She has guns! SO BEWARE!!!!

Heratio Caine- A man that never seems to smile much. He is fearless dispite his humanness. He is a cop so don't kill him. He has guns.

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Captain Spaulding read over the list of people to scare. He chuckled silently to himself and looked up at the paper.

"You want me and my family to scare the f*** out of these people?" he asked the young brunette in front of the counter. She nodded. "Yep. And be sure to follow the rules. Or you'll pay for a consequence by them. You'll be working with the Scare Tactics crew. Don't try killing them because if you do, you won't get the money." she said. His eyes shot back to the paper. "What rules?" he asked. She sighed.

"Flip the paper over. They are on the back." she muttered. He did so. He read them over too.

Rules include:

1. Don't kill anybody.

2. Keep your daughter away from the men. ESPECIALLY Dante.

3. Scare the ever loving crap out of them.

4. Have fun doing so.

5. Be nice!

6. Don't give Edward candy.

7. Keep Selene out the sun light and away from Alucard.

8. Don't do anything stupid with them or you won't get the money.

His eyebrows raised. "You're a strict person aren't you?" he asked but as he was reading the rules, the girl had disappeared. He groaned in angst.

"Ma and the family won't like this very much…" he muttered.

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