For the first time in history…
Flashes to show three silhouettes.
…comes something like nothing you've ever seen before.
Incessant giggling fills the air, followed by the crack of a whip.
Three of the most smexylicious authors ever…
Shows Troy tied to a bed.
...will collaborate…
Shows Sharpay clad in leather.
…to rock your world.
Shows Gabriella bent over a desk.
The writer of the original Summerland/HSM crossover fic…
Jaydat.
…the writer with the ownership of the first 'Let's Make Jack Bolton Gay' fic…
munchkin.pants.
…and the queen of passionate seduction herself, writer of the first student/teacher 'Let's Have Sex' fic…
ready anf.
This summer.
ready.munchdat Productions will bring to you…
Shows hooded figured with a bolted box.
…a story that portrays life's truest horrors…
Shows Sharpay screaming
…dirtiest scandals…
Shows Troy handing Jason money, their gazes lingering.
...and shameless cover-ups.
Shows Troy looking at Sharpay, "Keep your mouth shut, and you can have whatever you want."
Beginning with a moan…
Shows two figures in a darkened bedroom.
…and ending with a scream.
Shows the same room empty, stripped bare.
Ashley Tisdale
Sharpay stares down at the city lights bellow her penthouse, a sullen expression adoring her face.
Zac Efron
Troy emerges from a building, redoing his belt buckle.
Bart Johnson
Jack is sitting in a meeting, gazing at a much younger girl across the table.
Corbin Bleu
Chad's sitting in a nightclub, taking a long drag of a cigarette, staring bitterly.
Ryne Sanborn
Jason enviously watches from across the room as Troy smiles and charms Sharpay.
Immoral Verve
Coming Soon to a Fanfiction(dot)net near you.
'This is why we're hot.'
Author's note:
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