A/N: So my friend and I developed this idea after realizing in DW5 Xu Huang has a tendency to show up in the middle of a battle and announce something along the lines of "Xu Huang is here!" and goes on about his "Great Ax" etc. Maybe, just maybe, he's that guy.
It's That Guy
"Hey guys, Xu Huang is here!" yelled the new arrival from the front door.
The occupants of the room turned in shock. After a pregnant pause Xiahou Yuan spoke up, "Hey pal, come on in."
Later at the drink table while refilling his rum and coke Xiahou Dun turned to Pang De and asked in a whisper, "Who told him where we were? Doesn't he know no one wants him here?"
Pang De shrugged and replied, "I don't know, he just showed up."
Cao Pi interjected, "There's no point in crying over spilt milk, I'll see if I can't get him to drink too many jello shots so he'll pass out and we can draw a penis on his face."
"Well, if I ever find out who told him, I'll make them wish they'd never been born" growled Xiahou Dun with his most menacing scowl.
Cao Ren over heard this and awkwardly sipped his drink.