A/N: this is based on real events. My friend Blaire has a really cute pair of earrings, but we couldn't figure out weather they were ducks or chicks so we called the chucks. Enjoy!
It's a Chuck!
"There's a chick outside" Havoc yelled into the office.
"There's always a chick according to you. But it's usually just my ex-girlfriend stalking me." Roy said dryly. 'Seriously this man has no pride if he goes for my sloppy seconds' Roy thought to himself. Not that he has a choice…seeing as I have been with almost every girl in cent-err, Amestris.
"Dude, that's a duck." Breda said.
"No, dude it's a chick…look at the beak!"
"No way, I see a bill."
"Hawkeye! Where's Farman, we need the encyclopedia he calls a brain!"
"He's going to be a little late today. His son got sick."Riza stated dryly."
"Somebody's PMSing" Roy said in a teasing voice. His little joke earned him 5 new wholes in the wall and 5 more stacks of paper work. As he did his work Havoc and Breda were still bickering over the duck/chick thingy.
"Dude, it's got wings!" Havoc stated matter of factly.
"Dude, all birds have wings" Breda shot back.
"Would you two give up already? It's getting annoying." Riza said…what a party pooper.
"Tell him it's a duck"
"Tell him it's a chick" they both said at the same time.
"Let me see" Roy said, trying to get out of his paper work.
"Okay look…see that?" Havoc painted out the window. Roy nodded. "Is that a duck or a chick?"
"That's so a duck…look at the feathers."
"All birds have feathers smarty pants" Havoc said trying to prove that he, for once, was right.
"Hawkeye, come look." She just shook her head. "Hawkeye" Roy whined like a 5 year old.
Fine, but once this is figured out you need to work." Riza stared out the window. "I'm pretty sure that's a chick."
"Booyah! In your face Mustang and Breda!" Havoc yelled excitedly.
"No way, its so a duck." Breda yelled right back at him.
"We could call it a chuck." Feury said earning a strange look form everyone." You know, I chick and a duck, put it together you get chuck!" they all nodded in agreement.
"Okay, now that that is sorted out, you gentlemen have work to do." Riza said.
Just then Edward walked in. "Good morning"
Mornin' Chief. I have a question for you" Havoc smiled like a lunatic.
"If you are going to ask me if I'm gay again, I promise you will not live to hear the answer." Ed snarled.
Roy laughed. "What is the answer Fullmetal?"
"Yes" Ed said quietly.
Roy stopped laughing. "Anyways, what is that a duck or a chick?"
"That's a dicklette!"
"A dicklette?" Havoc and Breda said at the same time.
"What the hell is a dicklette?" Havoc asked
"A duck and a chicklette = a dicklette." Ed said seriously.
"It's a chuck!" Breda yelled.
"Dicklette!" Ed yelled louder
"Chuck!" Breda yelled even louder
"DICKLETTE!" Ed screamed at the top of his lungs.
"CHUCK" and "DICKLETTE" were both screamed at the same time. Then Farman walked in. He looked at Ed and Breda, then at the others. Havoc looked at them and started to scream "BIRDIE" just as loud. Farman looked to Riza and Roy to help aid his confusion.
They couldn't hear a thing over all the yelling so Riza pointed out the window. Farman looked out and laughed.
"Whats so funny?" Roy asked.
Ed, Havoc and Breda all stopped screaming.
"Your bird is flying."
"So?" Havoc asked confused.
"Chickens can't fly." He stated. Havocs jaw hit the ground.
"What the hell do you mean 'Chickens don't fly'!" he screamed.
"Exactly as it sounds. A chicken can't fly"
"Huh, whadaya know. Havoc was wrong…again." Breda laughed.
Just then Meas walked in. "Hey look, the flying robot chicken from Intelligence." And then he left.
After he was gone the all looked at each other, "It's a chuck. They all said in unison.