Okay, so, Norge said he didn't want me to be on the computer 'cause last time I was I apparently gave it some virus, and then he told me how it was my fault how his precious computer was all fucked up. How was I supposed to know looking at porn did that to you?
Anyway, let's get this over with quick then!
The name's Denmark, in case ya didn't already figure it out for yourself! I've seen some other things lately where some random people were writin' to other countries, and I thought, Why not grace them with the pleasure of writing to the best nation ever?
So here we are! I have nothing better to do with my life, honestly, so write some shit to me! And make it interesting!
- Denmark