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Setting #1: Sandy's tree dome
Spongebob: "Hey, Sandy?"
Sandy: "What is it Spongebob?"
Spongebob: "You wanted to show me something?"
Sandy: "Oh, right. Come in Spongebob."
Spongebob: "What is it?"
Sandy: "It's an interdimensional traveling machine."
Spongebob: "What does it do?"
Sandy: "You step in side of it and it teleports you to another dimension."
Spongebob: "Can we try it?"
Sandy: "Of course. Let's get in."
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Setting #2: Mario's house
Spongebob: "Where are we?"
Mario: "Mamma mia!"
Luigi: "How the hell did they get in here?"
Sandy: "Howdy. I'm Sandy!"
Mario: "Do you work for Bowser?"
Spongebob: "Who's Bowser?"
Yoshi: "Why is there a squirrel and a sponge in your living room?"
Sandy: "We came here from Bikini Bottom."
Mario: "I've never heard of Bikini Bottom."
Toad: "Mario! Bowser's got Peach!"
Spongebob: "So? Bowser's got a piece of fruit. What's the big deal?"
Mario: "She is not a piece of fruit!"
Sandy: "Can we help find your Peach?"
Mario: "(sighs) I guess."
Spongebob: "Yippee!"
Luigi: "But Bowser is dangerous! He'll tear the Sponge in half!"
Mario: "I'll make sure he doesn't lay a finger on him."
Spongebob: "I know Karate."
Sandy: "My Karate is WAY better than yours!"
Luigi: "Shut up!"
Mario: "Let's go find Peach!"
Sandy: "I still don't get why he's so attached to a piece of fruit."
Mario: "I'm going to say this one more time. SHE IS NOT A PIECE OF FRUIT!"
Yoshi: "She's a princess."
Spongebob: "A fruit princess. Very weird."
Mario: "Aye aye aye."
Luigi: "Let's just go already."
Setting #3: Bowser's Castle
Peach: "Doesn't this get old?"
Bowser: "A little. But I know my plan will work this time!"
Peach: "As if."
Bowser: "You do realize that your little friend isn't here yet."
Peach: "He'll be here."
Stewie: "Can we blow her up yet?"
Bowser: "We're not blowing up Peach!"
Peter: "I'm Peter Griffin!"
Stewie: "How did he get in here?"
Bowser: "Who is he?"
Stewie: "My father."
Bowser: "That fat bastard?"
Stewie: "I know, right?"
Meg: "Stewie, I found your… HOLY SWISS CHEESE!" (faints)
Bowser: "What's her problem?"
Stewie: "She's afraid of monsters."
Lois: "Stewie, where the hell are we? You better come home this instant!"
Stewie: "Blast it! Bowser, keep the weapons I gave you. Destroy Mario & Luigi! Oh and could you also destroy Meg?"
Bowser: "I hate it when I have to get other people to make my weapons."
Spongebob: "Surrender Peach this instant!"
Bowser: "Hold on. I've gotta kill Meg first."
(Bowser fires his raygun at Meg and shoots her straight in heart)
Bowser: "She's dead. Now where was I? Oh right. Puny Sponge you will never save Peach."
Mario: "I hope I'm not late. (sniffs) and why does it smell like shit in here?"
Peter: "My bad."
Mario: "Stand over there Spongebob. I'll handle this!"
Bowser: "Stand back! I have hi-tech weaponry. I could kill you in an instant!"
Peter: "Um… Bowser?"
Bowser: "What?"
Peter: "I kind of went #2 on your foot."
Bowser: "Ew! Peter!"
Spongebob: "I got this!"
Sandy: "Spongebob, no!"
Mario: "I'm not gonna have some puny yellow sponge steal my job! I'll save you Peach!"
Spongebob: "Hi-yah!"
Mario: "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Bowser: "You knocked me over! Ow my balls! You win. Take Peach."
Spongebob: "Yay! Wait, where is she?"
Peach: "I'm over here!"
Spongebob: "Wait. You're not a piece of fruit."
Mario: "That's what I kept trying to tell you!"
Peach: "Thank you Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "All in a day's work. Speaking of work I gotta get back to the Krusty Krab!"
Peach: "Bye Spongebob."
Mario: "You know he's gay right?"
Peach: "Yeah. I know. Don't worry about it. You're the only guy for me."
Sandy: "I gotta get back to the treedome."
Peter: "Me too."
Setting #1: Sandy's treedome
Peter: "Nice place you got here."
Sandy: "What the? You're not supposed to be here!"
Peter: "Free country."
Sandy: "Free country? We're in the middle of the ocean!"
Peter: "Close enough."
Sandy: "You… Get out!"
Peter: "I can't breathe underwater."
Sandy: "Fine, What dimension are you from?"
Peter: "The pizza dimension!"
Sandy: "OK, get in."
Peter: "Yay!"
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Pizza 1: "Oh crap! How did he get here?"
Peter: "Yay! Endless pizza buffet!"
Pizza 1: "No don't eat me! I'm too young to be eaten!"
(CHOMP)
Peter: "Yummy yummy in my tummy!"