Talking with your mouthful is rude in all countries
Prolouge
Irish: Well I think I should really start a new fic. I've always loved gintama and I need to keep my skills sharp. So prepare yourself for swearing, crude humor, violence and 4-wall breaking goodness that the world of Gintama has to offer.
Irish: I don't own Gintama
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If you don't already know this basements are cold. I mean really really freaking cold. Now I bet you're wondering "hey if you're so cold why don't you put on a jacket?" well I would.
But I can't
I'm chained to a wall.
So yeah, I'm chained up in a the basement of space ship or as you tech-savey people would call the brige
Fuck
Why am I in jail? Well I'm not in jail per say jail is a place were the police but assholes. I've been put in a cell by an asshole. And not just any asshole the biggest damn asshole in the whole freaking universe. An asshole so big it could spray shit all over Edo.
Who is this asshole?
Takasugi Shinsuke
That pipe smoking-not pants wearing-cyclops!
So the million dollar question is how did I piss off a big fish like Takasugi Shinsuke? Not on purpose-well kind of; my position is one were you can make alot of enemies and my charming personality somehow causes people to want me dead.
What do I do?
Well that's a long story.
A story involving me, a douche, a silver-hair moron who I can't help but admire, the shinsengumi, mayonaise and aliens. There is one alien in praticular, cute pyscho that punches feel like being hit by a truck and loves to bug me. Like the silver-haired dumb-butt no matter what I do or how hard I try I can't bring myself to hate him.
I should hate him, I have to hate him after all he's going to kill the people I care about. Still no matter how many time I tell myself that I-FUCK!
Oh look I have an echo.
Well I might as well start at the beginning, its not like I have anything better to do.
O.k it all started on the day I first arrived in Edo...
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