Paranormal Activity: The Konoha Ninjas

Whoopee my very first Naruto fanfic! This story takes place during early Shippuden, except Sasuke's already back. I don't think it'll be that funny, though but I'll try my best.

There might be slight pairings if you squint :3

Disclaimer: Naruto can never belong to anyone else but Masashi Kishimoto... T_T

Chapter 1

It was a beautiful, sunny day in the village of Konohagakure. Birds were chirping, a light breeze cooled the air. All seemed peaceful until everyone in the village heard a loud screech of:

"WHHHAAAAT?"

Yep, that was indeed the voice of a certain blonde, knuckle head ninja of the Leaf.

He was standing before the Fifth Hokage, with a pink haired kunoichi to his right, and a raven haired...well 'rogue ninja' to his left. And he was basically losing it.

"But Tsunade-baa-chan! Why can't we get a worthwhile mission for once? I mean really, what's just staying in some weird house for 2 weeks?" Naruto complained at the strange mission he had just been assigned. "Listen Naruto, it's not just Team Kakashi that will be doing this mission. Joining you will be Team Guy, Team Kurenai, as well as Ino and Shikamaru will be your moderator." Tsunade explained. "C'mon Naruto, I'm sure it'll be fun." Sakura smiled, giving the blonde an all-too-nice pat on the back. Naruto could've sworn he saw an evil glint in her eyes. A soft 'Hn' could be heard from Sasuke. Naruto gave in, knowing that refusing would do no good, not if the Hokage AND Sakura had a say in it. "Ugh fine, when must we leave?" He asked with a slight grunt. "All the teams will meet up at the main gate in an hour." Tsunade said.

And with that, the Jinchuuriki ran out the door.

"Uh, you had better get going. Good luck with the mission." Said the Hokage with a very slight smirk. "Thank you, Tsunade-shishou." Said a distraught Sakura as she left. Looks like Sasuke left already. "What am I going to do with those boys?" Sakura thought to herself.

She didn't see a certain copy-nin casually walk into Lady Tsunade's office.

"Is it done?" Kakashi asked Tsunade. "Yes but I'm not even going to ask what you're planning on doing to them." She answered, laying back into her chair. "Hehe. Thank you very much, Hokage-sama. And-..." He put a finger to his mask-covered mouth and disappeared in a puff of smoke. "Oh don't worry, I won't tell anybody." Tsunade said to herself as she reached into a drawer in her desk to get out a relaxing bottle of Sake. Just as she was about to take a sip, Shizune walked in a with a bunch of paperwork. "Uh ma'am?" She asked, not really expecting an answer. Tsunade quickly put the bottle back and gave her assistant a death glare.

"You saw nothing."

*An hour later, at the main gate of the Hidden Leaf village.*

All the teams were gathered, but a certain person was late.

"Ugh where is he?" Sakura grunted, stomping around. At that moment, the blonde shinobi came running towards the group. "Hey guys, sorry I'm a little late." He shouted with a sheepish grin. And like usual, Sakura gave him a punch to the head. "YOU BAKA, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?" She yelled. "I had to go to Ichiraku to get some lunch, I was hungry." He said. The pinkette sighed irritably but kept quiet.

Suddenly, Shikamaru spoke up.

"Everyone there's been a slight change of plans, you will not be leaving in teams but as individuals. And only certain people will be going since we now need some of the Chunnin to go on some important missions that have mysteriously popped up."

There was a confused silence before 'someone' shouted out,

"Hey, that's not fair! Sasuke and I are still Genin so we don't get to go on the more important missions! I wanna go on those missions, dattebayo!"

That outburst fully earned another punch to the head from Sakura. Although she secretly wished Ino wouldn't get to go.

"Well sorry Naruto, Hokage's orders. Here's the people who will be doing this current mission:

"Sakura"

'Alright'

"Naruto"

'I still think this is unfair.'

"Sasuke"

'Hn.'

"Neji"

'Oh fine.'

"Tenten"

'Yes! I get to go with Neji-kun!'

"Hinata"

'N-Naruto-kun will be there.' *Turns red*

"Then, Ino and myself.

'Great, now I have to deal with Miss Forehead.'

"We have to be off. The rest of you, report to Tsunade-sama right away."

Naruto noticed the people left had strange smiles on their faces.

Everyone said their goodbyes and went their separate ways.

*After a half hour of walking through thick forest*

The group of now only 8 ninjas minus 1 was enjoying the peaceful silence until it was broken.

"So Shikamaru, what exactly does this 'mission' entail?" Naruto asked. After a long sigh and a muttering of "What a drag", the Nara finally explained.

"Apparently we have a task to stay in an abondoned house for 2 weeks. That's all the Hokage told me."

Naruto sweatdropped. "Is that all?"

"Pretty much. Now stop being troublesome."

Naruto folded his arms and pouted in disappointment. "This mission sucks already." "Naruto unless you want me to shove my foot down your throat, you'll shut up!" Sakura threatened. "Wow, for once Forehead is making sense." Ino said. "I won't mind doing it to you. Ino-pig!" The furious pink haired kunoichi made a fist in front of Ino. "G-Guys, p-please don't f-fight." Hinata said softly. "If we carry on like this, we won't be able to together." Tenten added. The 2 quarelling kunoichis glared at each other.

There was a sudden chill in the air.

"We're here." Shikamaru announced. Naruto gulped heavily. Everyone else gasped.

This was no normal house, it was almost a mansion.

And it didn't look very welcoming...

DUNDUNDUN! Nah it's not that scary...yet. MWAHAHA!

Read and review pretty please? I'll give you all a nice steaming bowl of ramen! Lol