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One day while Temari was reading a book the phone started to ring.

Temari answered the phone and said, "Hello''

The voice on the other line annoyed the crap out of her.

''Hey Temari , Can you get me some food?''

Temari got annoyed at him and said,

''No, get it yourself''

Shikamaru replied,

''Please, its to troublesome to get out of bed and then go down the stairs to the kitchen''

Temari shook her head and screamed,

''NO, GOD SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY I EVEN MARRIED YOU''

Temari and dropped the phone and left the room.

Shikamaru then said,

''So I'll take that as a no.''