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The President was sitting on his wheelchair. A piece of fabric covered almost of his entire body, hiding his Geostigma. Along with Kadaj, the silver haired Remnant, he watched Cloud and his allies battling with Bahamut SIN.
"Heh. This is fun, President!" Kadaj chuckled. "What should I summon next?" He said as he turned to the President.
Beyond his expectation, Rufus stood up and threw the piece of cloth away. There he stood tall in his white business suit. Bandage was tied around his head and neck. A sealed box in his hand caught Kadaj's attention.
"Mother!" he jawdropped.
"You didn't sense her? What an awful son you are..." Rufus smiled before throwing the box down the building.
Kadaj gasped. "Uwaaaaaaaaah!"
Meanwhile, Cloud was still fighting Bahamut. It seems to be too high for Cloud to reach if his friends weren't helping him. He finally defeated Bahamut with all those epic music.
"Uwaaaaaaaah!" A blast of Kadaj's Materia's power thrown into the air. The President was thrown away from the building. He blew away the building and shot Kadaj all the way down with his riffle.
"Mother!" Kadaj jumped off, trying to reach the sealed box Rufus had thrown.
Rufus kept shooting at Kadaj. Suddenly, one of his bullets hits the sealed box. Green liquid poured out of it.
After more rounds of shootings, Kadaj finally reached the box, and that epic moment when Tseng and Elena shot nets to catch their beloved President.
Kadaj landed safely. He saw President saying something to his four Turks.
"You found Mother?" asked Yazoo.
"Yeah." Victory smile decorated his face. He rubbed the box gently and open it. For a few seconds he kept staring at the green liquid inside.
Loz gasped. "Kadaj"
"Mother, it's your son, Kadaj!"
"Kadaj"
Kadaj didn't respond. He kept talking to the green liquid.
"Kadaj!" Loz finally shouted at him.
"What? You don't have to yell at me like that!"
"It's not Mother!"
"What?"
"Here, let me see." said Yazoo. Dumfounded, the three stared at the content of this box.
"It's definitely Mother!" Kadaj shouted impatiently.
"No, it's not! Yazoo, check this out!" Loz brought the box to the nearest faucet. He wetted his hands and grabs some of the green liquid.
"What the heck are you doing to Mother?" Kadaj yelled angrily.
"Hey Kadaj, look." Yazoo said. Loz rubbed both of his hands. Lather came out from the liquid.
"W-What?"
"It's not Mother." Loz said.
"It's..." Kadaj gasped in disbelief.
"How couldn't you sense Mother?" Yazoo and Kadaj started yelling at each other.
"Brothers! Check this out!" Loz pointed at the box' lid. They noticed some words in red ink.
"Dear Mr. Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz.
My employee bought too much handsoap so I decided to share a bottle with you.
P.S. JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T HAVE YOUR MOMMA WITH ME.
Your sincerely, President Rufus ShinRa"