I don't own pride and prejudice rights. Jane Austen wrote the book.
This is the scene in the movie of 1995 Pride and Prejudice when Elizabeth Bennet looks in the mirror and sees what she thinks is an angry picture of Mr. Darcy. So, I made up it was a magic mirror and wrote this:
Elizabeth: Mirror, Mirror on the wall show me Mr. Darcy most of all.
Mirror: Here it is.(shows a stern Mr. Darcy)
Elizabeth: No, not that picture. I want a picture with his hair wet and him looking cute.
Mirror: Follow the script. You are suppose to be upset. I can only show you what's in the script.
Elizabeth: Oh, How I wish Mr. Darcy was not mad at me. I will die knowing this. (She does a pretend faint.)
Elizabeth: Mirror, is that good enough?
Mirror: Yes, but please stop talking to me someone might notice.
Elizabeth: Right.