Hi. This is another thing I did on Instagram under the username clemontic (not clemontic on tumblr). I seem to have more luck actually writing stuff on there. Basically I had people suggest random prompts and voilà this thing. M for a lot of implied sex and stuff like that. Diodeshipping for the masses :) we need more diode fics omg. The ones on here are amazing so far though.
« Ash is self pleasuring and Clemont catches him »
It was late.
Of course Clemont was up, he was working on some invention, sitting down in the lobby of the Pokémon Center where they were staying. He had the tendency to get extremely involved in his work, and the price he paid was the small amount of sleep he actually managed to get each night. It was worth it, however, as the nighttime was usually when Clemont was most productive. Maybe it was the quiet, calm atmosphere, or maybe it was the fact that there were usually little distractions and interruptions. There was just something about the night.
When he felt his eyelids drooping, he decided it was time to go to bed. This usually happened around 3 AM or so, save for the odd night or two when he'd get so involved that he would pull an all-nighter. Clemont almost always regretted those. But even Nurse Joy had fallen asleep behind the counter. It was time for Clemont to do the same.
Heading back up to where they were staying, he stopped to open the door to the room he and Ash were sharing. Expecting silence, the blond raised a confused eyebrow when he was not met with such. Instead, muffled noises could be heard from behind the door. They sounded a lot like...
Like Ash left the TV on.
That was it. He left the TV on. That was odd, Ash didn't usually...
The next few minutes were spent going back and forth between worst-case-scenarios and denial. What if he was... With Serena? No, it's probably the TV. What if he was drowning in the bathtub? It's probably some movie.
Finally deciding to slowly enter the room, Clemont quietly unlocked the door and moved to open it. But it was stuck. So he began pushing on it.
The door opened a lot faster than he would've liked it to, and his blue eyes were met with the image of Ash laying on the fully made bed, dick in one hand and Clemont's shampoo bottle in the other. He wasn't sure why Ash had his shampoo, and he could only draw two conclusions. Either he shoved it up his ass or was turned on by the scent of the blond's hair.
Note to self, buy a new bottle of shampoo...
But back to the penis.
This encounter was more awkward than... Nothing. This was. Um.
Ash, after opening his eyes and noticing that Clemont was staring at him, panicked and threw the shampoo bottle on the floor, where it oozed and squirted out everywhere. He reached to cover himself with a blanket, only to find that he was laying on every blanket in the room. His hat did the job. Clemont could only gawk.
"I-I can explain!"
"...please do..."
"I... like you Clemont."
"Be glad that I like you too, Ash..."
The next morning, Clemont awoke with one peculiar thought in mind.
Ash's dick tasted strangely like his shampoo