What a Sweet Arse
Summary: a series of vignettes (not even that… just short entries), completely unrelated to each other, channeling each character's thoughts upon a specific pairing he is a participant of.
A/N: the PoV is one of the character that is listed first in the ship. Also, this is written at 4 AM after staying up all night for no apparent reason, granted a will to write this after watching both HP movies.
Dedicated to Sean Biggerstaff, even if he never finds out about this. (He has a sweet arse indeed… and a nice name too.)
Wood/Flint: Ah. It was our first game with our new seeker. Goddamnit, he's so good. I'm jealous. But we could actually win this year, so it's all good. Hmm. Imagine that. Marcus will probably have to stop bragging then. "Slytherin this, Slytherin that!" For once, we will be victorious!! He is my bitch anyway, always was, always will be. Can't wait to fuck him after the game. He knew the moment he hit that bludger at me that he would get it up the ass tonight. As always, but extra care to make it rather… enjoyable for me tonight. Thinks he can just defy me! I think not!
PS: he sure has a sweet arse.
Lucius/Harry: So we were out at Diagon Alley, shopping for school supplies for Draco, and who did we have to come by but the famous Harry Potter. Draco tells me he fancies him. I can see why, the boy's eyes are mesmerizing. Must make deal with Lord Voldemort to have a go at his sweet arse before his inevitable death. Hmm. Must also revert Draco to bisexuality instead of just homosexuality – more useful in the future. Maybe take him a strip club or something.
Wood/Harry: Wee, we got a new seeker yesterday. I must say, never seen a better piece of man flesh, if I might quite say so myself. In a couple of years, everyone will be after him. Note to self: must lay claim to him and come back sometime during his fifth year here to visit/shag. Meanwhile, protect and make flirty faces at him; rape up the ass the first opportunity I get. Also, stage team orgies in my last year for a continuing tradition.
Snape/Draco: "To bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses" my ass!! That boy's hypnotizing. Takes after his father, that one. But that man has been… 'down' for what, 7 years now? And what do I have to do now?! Where to satisfy my raving sexual appetite!? Where to look for release? With those grades, Draco my boy will NEED the… "extra-credit" assignment to pass. Oh the opportunities.
Lucius/Snape: Mmm. Nothing better then a shag before your son's Quidditch game. Especially if it's with an inevitably sexy potions master, who's… sheer muscle strength is ever so conspicuously hidden by those confining robes. But once you get them off, he is much more pleasant and open to new experiences. Who would have known that Snape would be the one to not wear ANYTHING under those robes?