This is just a random not allowed list. Yes, I know I have Chapter 1 of another fanfic overdue but I'm working on it and I have school and writer's block. Anyways, this does contain CA spoilers and my Team-Jem-ness shows through and my sneaking suspicion about Tessa's special gift.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything related to the Infernal Devices….Cassie Clare does. I only own the laptop and word processor I use to write…

I Am Not Allowed To:

Lock Tessa in a closet and dress up like her

B. Make sure to seduce Will while dressed up as Tessa.

C. Sue him for 'compromising my virtue'

Walk off to Jem's room and steal the Demon Poison he keeps in the Kwan Yin box

him Will stole it

Give Will vampire blood in his wine. Then throw buckets of Holy Water on him afterwards

B. Note Reactions. Running sounds like a good idea right now.

Take Jem's cat and take him to the year 2007 to the New York Institute and introduce him to the other Church.

B. Switch the future Church with the 1878 Church

C. Bring the future cat back to Jem and tell him his cat 'went on an adventure'

Go to Will and say "Wow, I went to the future and saw your great-grandson. At least he will live past nineteen."

Come up to Jessamine and try to kill her with a Seraph Blade. See how she reacts.

Ask Henry for his flame-retardant mixture and coat yourself head to toe. Run around the Institute set completely on fire.

B. Slow down in front of Charlotte and after my little fire run, claim that Henry set himself on fire again.

Come up to de Quincey and pour Holy Water all over him. Note his reaction and don't forget to take pictures with weird captions like 'Vampire Dust' and 'One who collects Bibles dies again!'

B Run from the Russian vampire when he bares his fangs. Make sure to scream "Help, he's violating The Accords!" at the top of my lungs… in ten different languages and fifteen dialects.

Come up to Jem and poke him in the eye and ask him "Dude, are you wearing contacts?"

Dye Will's hair honey blond and compare him with Jace. When Will asks why his hair is the same color as 'that other guy's' tell him I was 'nothing the family resemblance.'

Dress up as Camille and run around London screaming "De Quincey's dead! Finally I shall have the chance to rule the World!" *evil laugh*

Come up to Mortmain and ask him "What's up with this title 'The Magister' couldn't you have chosen something more epic like 'The Master of Clockwork?'"

Steal Camille's ruby pendant and give it to Will. Tell him to give it to his kids and then stop at someone named Jace.

B. Tell him to mention someone named Isabelle Lightwood too….

Come up to Jem and say 'You might want to go look in Tessa's room, just for the record, the baby's not yours.'

will probably result in a very pissed off demon-poison-addict with a few seraph blades and other sharp weapons.

Try to hit on Will right in front of Tessa (this works well if you're a girl)

Push Nate out the top window and claim 'He was babbling about the Magister again…I hate both so I pushed the stupid bastard out the window. He deserves to die."