Chapter 1: The Visitor.
Cindy: "Alright Neutron, I'm willing to try this treaty thing again, but if
you get falling rock mail one more time I swear"
Jimmy: "Ok, ok. But could you hurry this up? We've got school in 12 hours."
Cindy: "Alright. Just sign here saying I'm better than you in several cool
categories, and, if we ever get into a situation where team work will save
our planet, you won't act like a big headed ego maniac."
Jimmy: "Fine! Then you sign here saying you're not going to treat me like
crap!"
Cindy: "Fine!"
Jimmy: "Fine!"
---They sign the new treaty---
Jimmy: "Well, I guess we're friends now."
Cindy: "Ok, great."
Jimmy: "Hey, are you still mad about that April thing?"
Cindy: "No, why would I be mad? It's none of my business what planet your
girlfriend's from."
Jimmy: "She's not my girlfriend."
Cindy: "I wouldn't care one way or the other. Now can we just drop this?
One more word and I may not be able to stop myself from tearing up this
stupid contract and feeding it to my dog!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Cindy: "Hey, Neutron, I'm sorry. I have these rage issues."
Jimmy: "I can see that. Hey, what's that?"
---Jimmy pointed to the door as a limo drove up---
Cindy: "What the?"
Jimmy: "Let's go check it out."
---Jimmy and Cindy went to the limo and this guy stepped out---
Guy: "Good evening. Is there a James Neutron here?"
Jimmy: "I'm a James Neutron. Who are you?"
Guy: "I'm D3."
Jimmy: "D3? You're the founder of Digger3000 University?"
D3: "I better be, or else I've got someone else's credit card."
Cindy: "So you like, what, own a college?"
D3: "Why yes I do madam."
Jimmy: "What are you doing in Retroville?"
D3: "My slaves, I mean assistants, told me that someone in this town
qualified to go to D.U."
Jimmy: "Who?"
D3: "Well, according to my card his name is James I. Neutron."
---Jimmy stood in shock---
D3: "Hey, you ok?"
Jimmy: "I will be, after my heart pills."