The Castle Oblivion Journals: 1
Xemnas has left a note on the Organization members' doors stating each must keep a regular, weekly journal on a topic to their preference, including (if they prefer) complaints, suggestions, and daily happenings. He's done so with no listed description of how these will be useful. I will try to get around to all members' journals a few times, making this a very long series of multiple Marluxia entries, Roxas entries, and so on. I will try my best to keep true to the actual date and time of which I –the writer- am writing the entry. Thanks for reading!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, or any of the characters within it, or my journal entries.
Axel's 1st entry; 10-6-10
Whatever the hell this journal's supposed to be about, it's a waste of our damn time. I have absolutely no idea what Xemnas is going for by forcing us to write journals, but it's an idiotic one for sure. I'm technically not supposed to be writing this to anyone, but Xemnas, I know you're reading this, so take into consideration, just for a moment, that we do actual work around here, and we don't need, or have time, to vent through a journal. Ah, I shouldn't speak for everyone, though, I saw Marluxia weeping over his flower bed the other day. Remind me again why we even provided that women- oh excuse me, man - a garden in the first place?
Screw it. Castle oblivion has blown to bits anyway. I mean, come on, Journals? Not even Larxene is feminine enough for this. Well, bad example, but you (By you, I mean Xemnas) get the idea right? I'm sure as soon as you read this I'm getting twice as many missions for the next week or so, so I might as well milk this while I can. Maybe these journals are an indirect way to give you my favorite finger. Hint: it's not my pinkie.
Do the higher-ups have to do this? I'll bet they're just as annoyed as I am, no? They wouldn't speak their mind, even if they are as annoyed. As I read over this report on my door, which I found earlier today, it states I can also add complaints to my journal.
This I like. Other than even having the journals in the first place, I enjoy complaining, and have quite a few, as you may predict. First of all, I don't know how our rooms our set up exactly, but I'd prefer to move out of the one that's next to yours, Xemnas, because frankly, Saix is a screamer. Putting it simply, I have not been able to sleep, half the reason being the noise, the other half being the mental pictures. Saix really has, to put it simply, gained a few pounds, and picturing him naked has become slightly less attractive, as you can imagine. Oh, and if you do have kindness left in your cold, nonexistent heart, I'd like my room to be either next to Roxas', or I could possibly room with Roxas, if it makes it easier on you, Xemnas almighty.
This is my one main complaint, the others minor that I will be happy to write on another report. If you would, tell Saix I suggest 'Best Buy', because they're having a wonderful sale on treadmills! Until the next awfully long day of mission, in which I know I'll have to serve after this report being filed, Good night. (But not for me, because I will now be staying up until two, listening to the moans of Saix coming from the paper thin walls that have already begun to pierce my poor sensitive ears).
Ah, the first report, finished! After long months of opening a new account, and not putting up any decent fanfics, I am here, with a lovely piece written by the Oh-So-Sweet-And-Loving, Axel. Hope you enjoy, and if you'd like, you can leave a request telling me who you might want to hear next. Soon I'll start going into detail about the members' days and so on. Also, be sure to be hard on me! I've had a decent amount of experience, so I can handle (and would appreciate) harsh critics. Thanks!