Hi, I'm Prince Pluto. I'm a blue alicorn with a gavel as a cutie mark. Alicorns, in case you don't know, are extremely powerful horse-like beings from Equestria. We have a horn and a set of wings. Our horns can do much more magic then a unicorn's horn, such as controlling the sun and moon. Recently, my fellow alicorns, earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns have found another world like our own. It's called Earth. Unfortunately, my sisters Princess Luna and Princess Celestia hate me, so I was the one to investigate. I had to learn all the many languages of that planet, fortunately more than one were very similar to my language. I also have the ability to take many forms, which isn't something just any alicorn can do. On Earth I generally use human form, though I have done others.
Today on Earth something strange happened. A guy pointed a strange black device at my head, asking me for something called "money". Celestia gave me this planet's currency, but I was sure this man wasn't doing this legally. And law is something I take quite seriously. I picked up the man with my magic and dropped him gently then ran while he tried to figure out what happened.
I've been having quite a hard time on Earth finding a home. I'm sure one day I will find a home... oh well. I have found a food here known as "bacon". While my species does not eat meat, this meat is somehow beyond delicious. I bought 10 bags with a tiny bit of the currency Celestia gave me, which shocked the man at the store. Oh well, at least I now have this excellent food.