The Doctor is In

A/N: Ok, so I don't own any of the following characters except for my Ocs Maya and Luna. Even though I wish I did *tear*. And yeah I know lame title…get over it. Please.

Tony's POV

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"Pepper…Pepper…Pepper…Pepper…Natasha…Natasha…Natas ha…Thor…Loki…" I said waiting for SOMEONE to answer.

" MY GODS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Loki screamed. If you're wondering why he's here and not in Asgard, it's because their leaders their and our SHIELD over here decided that it would be safest if Loki were being watched 24/7 by none other than us, the amazing Avengers. He had also had a spell cast on him by Odin that made it so that he could not use his powers against us or any other human, risking that a wave of excruciating pain would overcome him. Yep, made our job here in Stark tower waaay easier.

"Could you ask Jarvis to get me a beer?" I questioned the God.

"GET YOUR OWN BEER YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!" was my response. Oh, did I mention that he had been extremely moody ever since he arrived her?

I huffed as I headed towards the kitchen,

" God, how hard is it to get a beer around here?" I muttered as I headed towards my awesome vodka-stocked kitchen.

When I opened the door I was very surprised to see a strange blue box in the middle of MY kitchen and a guy in a bowtie eating MY fish fingers and custard. Wait…. Fish fingers and custard what the hell that's sick!

" HEY WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! YOU CANT JUST GO PARKIN GIANT BLUE BOXES IN SOMEBODYS KITCHEN AND THEN START EATING THEIR FREAKIN FOOD! JARVIS GET ME MY SUIT!" I screamed. Then a girl appeared from the blue box. She was short with dark brown hair that fell just past her shoulders and big brown eyes.

" Doctor, what's the…. OMG are you TONY STARK?" screamed the girl…no woman…no girl…no woman, she's defiantly a woman. Damn am I drunk!

" Yes, Tony Stark" I said holding my hand out to her. " Billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist."

"And a jerk." Said the bowtie man, obviously upset with me.

"And who might you be?" I questioned him.

"The Doctor."

"Doctor Who?"

Exactly."

"Oh my god. Are you going to do that to EVERYONE you meet Doctor?" said the strange, beautiful girl.

"Yes I am. Problem, Clara?" The Doctor asked in return.

" Yes…" She was suddenly cut off by a large red, white, and blue metal shield crashing into my BRAND NEW GOD DAMN BAR!

" HEY! What's going on in here?" The Amazing Capsicle questioned me.

" Why, you see, the Doctor parked his GIANT BLUE BOX in my kitchen and then Clara came out of that BLUE BOX witch is in MY KITCHEN!" I shouted at him.

" No need to yell Stark. You'll wake Loki up, and then I'll have to tasser him again." Maya said in a very exhausted voice. Maya was a about 23 and had bright red hair with pale skin. She usually dressed in purple as it was her favorite color, which included today as she was wearing a purple tank top with lace sleeves and a black mini- skirt

"Ok. I'm sorry. You see the TARDIS got found a distress signal coming from here, picked up on it, and brought us here. I would have NEVER come here intentionally." The Doctor explained to us. Then he began to glare at me but was cut off when all of the sudden A LOT people came out of the blue box…

A/N: Who do you think came out? Also, I like to thank my BFF LunaWolfAngel for giving me this idea and helping me with the story! I dub her very awesome. I won't post the next chapter till I get 5 reviews!