Disclaimer: We don't own any of the Harry Potter characters cause if we did we wouldn't be spending our time writing fan fiction. We do own the other characters because we (me and my friends) are them.



The beginning is PG-13 for slight profanity and sexual content (Beatriz and Oliver), but eventually flows into rated R, I think.



Things to Remember: Some things may not be coherent with the real Harry Potter stories, but hey! It's our story dammit!

Most of the Author Notes are by me, Jamie, but some that are not will be indicated by that person's initial.

Wajma: Ravenclaw (W)

Jamie: Gryffindor

Efrain: Gryffindor (E)

Beatriz: Gryffindor

Chapter: 1



Wajma was going to Diagon Alley to buy new dress robes for her 5th year at Hogwarts. She went to Madam Malkin's Robes For Any Occasion" and saw the one and only Harry Potter there. Beatriz and Oliver were standing outside and Jamie with them. Jamie is on the Quidditch team as the new captain and Keeper. Jamie is also the most beautiful girl at Hogwarts; even DRACO MALFOY wants her, desperately!

Wajma: I thought you weren't coming until tomorrow afternoon Harry.

Harry: I couldn't wait to see you ( (Wajma smiles at Harry and they hold hands and go to buy their robes)

A/N: That is so sweet!

While Wajma and Harry are doing something we don't want to know about (lol, j/k Wajma), Beatriz and Oliver are outside snogging (making out), and Jamie is fighting off Draco's attempts to get her muggle phone number.

Snape is secretly spying on Harry and Wajma because he is jealous of Harry and is out to get him. Snape is in love with WAJMA!

A/N: Sorry Wajma, but it was a good idea made by Beatriz, if you want to hit something right now, hit Efrain. Lol



Meanwhile~

Jamie: Draco, I don't like you, let alone like you in THAT way, now get your stupid Slytherin ass away form me, NOW! (Draco runs off in tears like a little bitch)

A/N: We had to put that there, it was funny.

Draco finally reaches Hogwarts, eyes red from crying. Then Draco spots Neville.

Draco: (unaware of his red eyes) Well if it isn't Longbottom, Harry Potter's servant. (does his little grin/sneer thingy)

Neville: Have you been crying Malfoy, not that I care or anything.

Draco: I can't take it anymore! She just blew me off! No one can resist a Malfoy!

Neville: What the hell are you talking about Malfoy?!

Draco: (in tears) JAMIE! Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, most beautiful girl in school. (tears streaming down his face)

Neville: I don't blame her. You are a Malfoy, and a Slytherin, AND cry like a little bitch.

Draco: TAKE THAT BACK! (wiping his face)

Neville: NO! Jamie is mine anyway!

Draco: She doesn't even like you, you fat Bitch!

Neville: That's IT! (Neville launches himself at Draco and they are rolling in the hallway fighting, unaware that Dumbledore is watching every moment of this and is secretly cheering on Neville)

A/N: Enjoying the story yet? I don't know what me and Beatriz was thinking.

Neville and Draco are in the hallway fighting over Jamie, Beatriz and Oliver are snogging, but what are Wajma and Harry doing?