Ok...A really random one-shot crossover with Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Cardcaptor Sakura, and Kyou Kara Maou!

Um...I wasn't exactly completly there on the day I wrote this...~,~

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Tsubasa Chronicle, Cardcaptor Sakura, or Kyou Kara Maou! If it did even come into my possession, however, the world would surely end soon after....

"Your majesty," Yue started, as he entered the room. Touya looked over from his throne, disinterested. Yue sweatdropped at the kings deadpan look, before continuing. "The Demon Kingdom has invited His Majesty to the Blood-Pledge Palace, hoping to rekindle an old alliance."

The king of Clow was silent for a moment; High Priest Yukito shifting nervously, caught between Yue and the kings' 'look'.

"Wait." Touya said, "You mean there are actually countries apart from Clow in this world!?"

"Ah...Yes, My lord."

"Since when!?" The king cried, rising from his slouched position.

"Ah...I believe roughly 10,000 years, Your Highness."

Touya sat back down again with a huff, "Man, have I been out of it...alright. Let's go to this...Demon kingdom..." He said, waving a hand lazily.

"..You...don't want to think this over a bit first, your majesty?"

"....No."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Some Time Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So," Touya began, looking blankly at an empty corner of the room. "This is your 'Great One', hmm? Doesn't seem so great to me. I mean, I see his mouth moving, but I don't HEAR anything. How's that GREAT!?"

"He doesn't wish to speak with you," Murata smiled, "He thinks you're a spoiled brat."

Touya sweatdropped, "ah....Great."

"Wait! How is it possible that you can see the Great One!?" Conrad asked suddenly.

"Oh, that's simple." Yukito said with a smile. Touya leaned in close, and a deathly cold chill fell across the room as he whispered, "I see dead people..."

Wolfram, Conrad and Murata shuddered as a chill spread down their spine. Yuuri laughed from the back of the room, "HAHA! Yeah, I love that movie!"

Touya turned to Yukito, "....Their king is an idiot."

The High Priest could only nod vigorously, as Yuuri began to explain the concept of a 'movie' to a very curious Wolfram.

"But I am being completely serious" Touya spoke in a loud voice, gaining the attention of the room once more. "I can see ghosts, ghouls, and spirits, whatever you wanna call them. At first it scared the living day-lights outta me. I mean, what 5 year old wants to see a blood-soaked, decaying soldier walking round town wondering what the hell is going on? I certainly didn't. But I got over it and-"

Touya cut off when he noticed no one was listening. "HEY! PAY ATTENTION TO MY LIFE STORY, DANG IT!!"

Yukito sweatdropped at his best friend's behavior, "Um, King-"

"It's Touya to you. T-O-U-Y-A. Not 'king'."

"Ah, right. Touya...Maybe if you just signed the agreement and we were on our way...? I can't possibly imagine the damage Eriol-kun may cause to Clow country if you're gone too long...."

"!!" Touya looked alarmed, "That's so true! With that little brat in charge, there may be nothing to return home TOO!"

"Ehe heh he...I'm sure Yue-sama won't let it come to that...." Yukito laughed nervously.

The two stared at each other for a moment, before falling to their knees and breaking out in needlessly over the top dramatics. "My Country! MY COUNTRY!!!!!!" Touya cried.

"To-ya's country! TO-YA'S COUNTRY!!!!" The high priest echoed.

"YUKI! That's the first time that you've called me that in years!!" Touya sniffled, tears running like waterfalls. "What a good little snow rabbit!!" The king patted the priest on the head.

"Don't..." Sniffle "...Call me that..." Sniffle. Was Yukito's reply.

"Um...are they OK?" Yuuri asked, giving the two crying teens a skeptical look.

Spinal Sun sighed, "Yes...I believe they are merely regretting their decision to Leave Eriol-sama in charge of Clow..." The small winged cat-thing shook his head and flew over to the two.

"Your Majesty...High Priest, please calm down..." The sun guardian begged nudging their heads with his small paws.

"Why'd He call Yukito 'snow rabbit'?" Wolfram whispered, coming up behind the demon king.

"Ah, well...It's what 'Yukito' means in Japanese. And we've already established that their country's main language is Japanese. I really don't understand that, myself. But whatever floats their boat, I guess."

"I didn't think they would have boats," Wolfram said, "living in the desert and all..."

Yuuri sighed at the blonde's lack of common knowledge.

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Total, unbearable Crack, my friends!

R&R if you want, I won't force it on 'ya! ;P