~ This story has been edited by 4Kids (which basically means Hidan doesn't swear...) ~

SPOILER WARNING!

Disclaimer: The day I own Nabari no Ou or Naruto, is the day I get hit by a bus and fall into a coma.

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Kumohira led Aizawa, Reimei, Miharu and, quite begrudgingly, Yoite, down a lively street of a small town in the land of Fire. Mumbling darkly, he glared Miharu's way, who had a devilish smirk planted on his face, and matching bat wings flapping from his back – though of course these are merely metaphorical, but you get the point.

One of the only ninja in history known to carry a gun, Yukimi, followed the group from a few paces behind, pouting slightly at being dragged off to the five great Shinobi lands.

Suddenly, the door of a near-by bar burst open, and a white-haired man in a black cloak, decorated in red clouds burst out laughing, he was followed quickly by a man in a mask, who had the same kind of cloak on. He was yelling something about money and alcohol, while the other man merely cackled quite evilly.

The two stopped when they came face-to-face with a bemused Kumohira, a curious Aizawa, an unimpressed Reimei and a totally indifferent Miharu.

"Who the heck are you?" The White-haired man sneered, "Whatcha looking at?"

"Aaaahhh....." Kumohira seemed at a loss for words.

"You best get out the way." The man said with a cocky grin as his masked comrade stormed up to him and began scolding him in a very loud voice not to waste money on booze.

"Eh. Whatever, Kakuzu, Let's just get on with the mission, eh?" The white-haired man tried.

"NOT WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK WE WON'T!" the masked man, Kakuzu, cried. "HIDAN, YOU'RE USELESS, YOU KNOW THAT!?! USELESS!"

"That's not what Jashin-sama thinks," the man now known as Hidan snapped. He then proceeded to push his way through Miharu and Yoite, and managed to knock the former quite hard in the shoulder.

"Watch it, girly." He muttered as he passed.

Suddenly feeling the back of his neck heat up uncomfortably, Hidan stopped and turned around to find Yoite pointing at him, the one eye not covered by the shadow of his hat wide and furious.

"HAHA! See that, Kakuzu! He's pointin' at me! Ha! I'm just shakin' in my boots, 'ya know? Haha –ack!" Hidan fell to the ground with a thud.

"YOITE!" Miharu and Yukimi cried. Yoite merely lowered his arm, expression unchanging.

Hidan groaned and rolled around on the floor a bit, before sitting up and grinning, "That was freakin' awesome! Did 'ya see that, Kakuzu!? Didn't even touch me! Just pointed and 'POOF!' I'm down for the count!"

"If only you'd stay down..." Kakuzu Muttered as Hidan jumped to his feet.

"How the heck did you survive that!?" Kumohira asked, astonished.

"Duh. I'm immortal." Hidan replied. All eyes turned to Aizawa.

The white-haired boy blinked blankly, "what?"

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Um...I don't really know what to say...except that NABARI NO OU ROCKS!!! YEAAAAA!!! and so does Naruto - but that's already been established....

Also, has anyone else noticed the similarities between these two shows?

for example: Reimei and Sasuke both have older brothers who destroyed their clan, leaving only their younger siblings alive?

Miharu and Naruto both have something potentially life threatening living inside of them?

These are just a few, of course...I could go on...but spoilers...