Chapter One: That Butler, KIDNAPPED!

I don't own Kuroshitsuji\Black Butler or Pocky

It was a sunny day when our beloved Kuro characters "disappeared". Ciel was working in his study, overlooking the mysterious disappearances of all of his 'friends'.

"A most curious case, my lord." Sebastian said.

"Indeed. What would anyone want from those idiots?" Ciel asked, confusion filling his voice.

"I'll tell you what I wanted from them." A slightly bored feminine voice said. A young girl wearing black jeans, a T-shirt that says " I keep pressing DELETE, but you're still here " shirt, black boots with lots of buckles and waist-length brown hair kicked in the door.

"What?! An intruder?! How did she get past Mey-Rin, Bard, and Finny?!" Ciel started, shocked.

"PFFT! THEM?! I caught them off guard! They spent too much time goofin' off and wondering exactly what the H-E Double Pocky sticks (an: I know it's double hockey sticks. I just really want some Pocky right now…) wasgoing on." She said, slightly amused.

"Those fools! Sebastian, take care of this and dispose of that strangely dressed girl. She's the kidnapper." Ciel commanded, extremely irritated.

"Yes, my lord!" Sebastian replied, putting his hand to his mouth to do "the glove thing".

"Nope! There will be none of that, Sebby-chan!" The girl chirped happily.

A blanket of darkness covered the Phantomhive mansion. A mad giggle emanated from the darkness. "Hee hee hee~! I'm gonna have so much fun!"

-O-

Ciel opened his eyes to find himself in a bright room. He decided it would be best to take a look around. He felt a tug on his arms and legs. …Ropes? He was tied to a chair.

"Oh, hey! Look who finally woke up!" a slightly familiar voice said sarcastically.

"YOU AGAIN. The kidnapper!" Ciel growled.

"Hee hee! Silly boy! I'm an author! I could make your freakin' head explode OR make you piss glitter if I wanted to! Now, I think it's time to wake up the others!" She said gleefully.

A Mega phone appeared in the girl's hand. A loud screech jolted the hostages- I mean, guests awake. "ATTENTION, ALL KUROSHITSUJI CHARACTERS! WAKE UP. YOU ARE NOW ALL MY BITCHES! NOW, IF YOU BEHAVE AND DO EXACTLY AS THE FANS AND I TELL YOU TO, YOU MIGHT JUST MAKE IT OUTTA HERE ALIVE! IF NOT, THEN WE'LL HAVE UNDERTAKER HERE MAKE YOU A NICE BIG COFFIN. EVERYONE GOT THAT?!"

Everyone –except Undertaker- groaned. The girl ignored them.

"I am samuraishadowpuppy! But, you guys can call me Akari! I will be the 'host' of this little… game. The game goes like this. A reader sends in a review or PM telling me what to do to you people. The more reviews\PMs I get, the more action each chappy will have and the more often I will try to post. If I don't get at least 5 reviews by Friday night, I shall release these wackos and become depressed because my first attempt at trying to post a fanfic had FAILED." Akari explained.

Akari only earned glares from the cast. She only giggled.

-O-

Hey guys! You all know what to do! I really like these kind of fics, so I hope you guys give me 5 reviews and\or PMs about what you guys wanna do to our beloved Kuro cast! Anything you guys want! As for the schedule… yeah.. umm… my school day schedules are kind of crazy, so I'm thinking every Wednesday night (I don't have a lot of stuff going on on Wednesdays) or maybe on Weekends… *shrugs* I dunno. Well. I gotta go, guys! Its like 11:00 over here and it's a school night… 0_O Not a good combination. LOL BYYYEE~!