The Captain Song
A songfic based on The Llama Song. I think I'm really starting to love these things :P Please R&R!
Here's a captain
there's a captain
and another evil captain
sexy captain
loves girls captain
captain captain
Duck
Captain captain
tribble
captain
phaser
ship
toaster
captain
captain captain
bloodwine
captain
captain captain
duck
I was once a man-whore
wait, I still am
but I never could find out
Uhura's real first name
I snuck onto a starship
it worked out pretty well
and now listen to the Vulcan
her first name he will tell
Did you ever see a captain
dammit Jim
I'm not a captain
captain's got a tribblet
tribble tribble
duck
Who's a captain
Kirk's the captain
who's not a captain
Spock
Vulcan
Vulcan in a time-ship
save the captain
tribble
duck
Is this how it's told now?
is this the new Spock?
who is the most awesome?
Scotty
beagle
tuque
now this song is getting weird
I really should just quit
let's just stop the madness
and feed a wee tribblet