I woke up this morning feeling great. I mean how could you not i am an angel living in heaven after all. Unfortunatley my brother hero tends to not follow gods orders, and he has summoned us to his office i wonder what it will be like. As i enterd the room along with my brother god immediatley began to speak " zachary and hero you have both commited crimes here in heaven and for that you should be ashamed." I began to speak afterwards " but god i obeyed everything you have given me what are my sins?" God replied " you are in a romantic relationship with a demon that is the ultimate sin any angel could commit." Hero began to speak after that " so what am i guilty for all i've done is have fun here in heaven is that a crime?" God replied " silence you are impregnating my holy virgins and as such you represent the deadly sin lust hero" I spoke " my lord can we correct these unholy sins I am sorry to have lost my way I will do anything my lord!" God replied " perfect you and your brother are to be sent to earth to kill demons until you have collected sufficient heaven coins for your holy return to form." I gasped " my lord how can we do such a thing?" God said " you will be given holy armourment and a messenger dog until you complete this task i will even let you choose the dog." I replied " can we take chuck my liege." Hero rudely interrupted " i don't want any dog but if we gotta pick may as well let my brother have his wish" God replied " very well chuck will acompany you on earth and you zachary will be given the holy chakram hero you shall recieve the holy brass knuckle." God finally said " now you will be on your way anarchy brothers." The next thing we knew we were in front of a priest named garterbelt. Garterbelt said " so these are the angels i'm supposed to watch they don't seem too bad." I replied " I am pleased to make your acquaintance garterbelt." Hero rudely shooted " hey priest guy where do you keep the babes here?" Garterbelt replied " my name is garterbelt my friends call me garter but you ain't my friend hero your brother may call me garter." I replied " thank you for bestowing this honour upon me garter." Garter replied " it's really nothing special but thanks kid." Hero than commented " so where are our beds garter or do you want us to sleep on the floor?" Garter replied " follow me you rude basturd" We were quickly led to our bedrooms that seemed to be designed accourding to our personal tastes. Garter said " this is your room zachary filled with everything you like even a bed for chuck." I replied " i simpley cannot thank you enough for this garter you are truly a saint." We then went to hero's room where garter said " this is your room hero filled with your tastes like the porn and spicy food" Hero replied " this is way too cool for a church." Garter than said " well i'll be on my way please sleep and enjoy yourselves for tomarrow your mission begins." We then headed to our own personal rooms it was there i prayed " god please watch over me and save me in my dreams tonight amen." I then slept soundly.