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Ah shit. ohnny hated dieing, someone had shot him through his window and now he was walking through the gates of heaven. He was planning on pissing of a nun right away so he could get this over and done with. Then he saw him. Edgar. Sittting contently on a chair that was floating a few inches about Johnny.
"Edgar." said Johnny in disbelief, ever since he had killed Edgar, he had regretted it. Edgar was the only person he regret killing, ever. After Revrend Meat started talking,Johnny began to disire him, drempt about him on the rare occasion he slept. Johnny reached up and yanked Edgar off of his chair and onto his feet. Edgar's eyes snapped open and he gasped as a surge of disire gripped his soul. "What are you doing!" shouted an attendant. If the living (Yes Johnny was technicly still living, because he was a flusher) touched the dead it brang back all their earthly needs and desires. "Nny." murmerd Edgar, he placed his hand on Johnny's cheast and the emotion surged, both of them shudderd with the sensation. Johnny gripped the back of Edgar's head and forced their lips together. Edgar compleatly submitted to Johnny's dominance and just held the other body tightly. Johnny felt himself falling but he didn't feel Edgar dissapear. They landed, very ungacefully, in a heap at the devil's feet. "Oh my, two this time." commented Senor Diablo "Nny....what happend?" asiked Edgar, he pressed himself to the secure, warm, body next to him. Cowering away from the devil. Johnny compleatly ignored Senor Diablo in favor of cuddaling Edgar.
"All I know that if love exists I love you and if this is all a dream and I wake up alone again I'm going to pump so much poision into my body that I won't be able to come back from the dead." explained Johnny. They kissed agin, slower, savoring the sensation that might suddanly dissapear without warning. Johnny finally pulled away and got down on his knees in front of the devil.
"Please Mr. Saten, I'll be an even better flusher if you let Edgar come back with me." begged Johnny.
"Well you got him kicked out of heaven, and I have no use for extra souls so yes." said Senor Diablo "Now Johnny do you want to know why...."
Johnny was too busy moaning into Edgar's mouth to pay attention. Senor Diablo just sighed and sent them back. Johnny woak up, hair gone, with Edgar's warm, breathing body in his arms. Johnny smiled, cuddaling close to Edgar. Revrent Meat was goign to have a ball!
Ah shit. ohnny hated dieing, someone had shot him through his window and now he was walking through the gates of heaven. He was planning on pissing of a nun right away so he could get this over and done with. Then he saw him. Edgar. Sittting contently on a chair that was floating a few inches about Johnny.
"Edgar." said Johnny in disbelief, ever since he had killed Edgar, he had regretted it. Edgar was the only person he regret killing, ever. After Revrend Meat started talking,Johnny began to disire him, drempt about him on the rare occasion he slept. Johnny reached up and yanked Edgar off of his chair and onto his feet. Edgar's eyes snapped open and he gasped as a surge of disire gripped his soul. "What are you doing!" shouted an attendant. If the living (Yes Johnny was technicly still living, because he was a flusher) touched the dead it brang back all their earthly needs and desires. "Nny." murmerd Edgar, he placed his hand on Johnny's cheast and the emotion surged, both of them shudderd with the sensation. Johnny gripped the back of Edgar's head and forced their lips together. Edgar compleatly submitted to Johnny's dominance and just held the other body tightly. Johnny felt himself falling but he didn't feel Edgar dissapear. They landed, very ungacefully, in a heap at the devil's feet. "Oh my, two this time." commented Senor Diablo "Nny....what happend?" asiked Edgar, he pressed himself to the secure, warm, body next to him. Cowering away from the devil. Johnny compleatly ignored Senor Diablo in favor of cuddaling Edgar.
"All I know that if love exists I love you and if this is all a dream and I wake up alone again I'm going to pump so much poision into my body that I won't be able to come back from the dead." explained Johnny. They kissed agin, slower, savoring the sensation that might suddanly dissapear without warning. Johnny finally pulled away and got down on his knees in front of the devil.
"Please Mr. Saten, I'll be an even better flusher if you let Edgar come back with me." begged Johnny.
"Well you got him kicked out of heaven, and I have no use for extra souls so yes." said Senor Diablo "Now Johnny do you want to know why...."
Johnny was too busy moaning into Edgar's mouth to pay attention. Senor Diablo just sighed and sent them back. Johnny woak up, hair gone, with Edgar's warm, breathing body in his arms. Johnny smiled, cuddaling close to Edgar. Revrent Meat was goign to have a ball!