Candy Kong's Farting Problem
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...Yeah, this is pretty awkward. Given that she went through a lot of redesigns and all. Of course, the farting Candy Kong in this one is her current, and as of yet final, design. But because I like all of you, I'll throw in a description of it.
Candy Kong. Blonde hair that goes slightly below her shoulders, blue eyes, a pink bikini top with her name in it, and to top it all off, pink mini-shorts with a belt on them to showcase her big, bubble butt. And the amount of makeup on this girl... crazy dandy.
Anyway, this chick seemed like the one who would have manners, but don't let her feminine looks fool you, if she wanted to, she could get real nasty and gassy any second... and poor Diddy Kong had to learn the hard way...
"Why can't I go with you two?" Diddy asked Donkey Kong and Funky Kong, who were both riding in the DK Barrel, with DK in the front and Funky in the back.
Donkey patted Diddy on the head, reassuring him. "Don't worry. Me and the Funkster are just going to race around the Moonview Highway like we always do."
"Yeah! Later dude!" Funky exclaimed as Donkey then started up the kart, sending it through a nearby yellow warp portal.
Diddy sighed as he lowered his head, closing his eyes. "Man... I wish I could get to do something. Dixie and Tiny went in a cruise without me, neither the Kremlings or Tikis haven't attacked us in months, and now both of my buddies are going off to another Mario Kart!" He sighed as he headed inside Donkey Kong's hut, climbing up as he shook his head. "I wish something could occur to me..."
Much to his shock, when Diddy entered DK's hut, he dropped his jaw in disbelief, seeing Candy Kong holding her legs in the air as she looked at herself in a mirror, seeing how big her butt was.
"Man, those baked beans I got from that weird blonde chick in Unova better be worth it..." Candy muttered to herself as she felt her stomach grumble, grunting as she closed her eyes.
Diddy dropped his jaw in disbelief as he got a birds eye view of Candy Kong farting, watching as Candy's shorts puffed up from her loud, deep pitched poot that echoed in the hut, causing several objects to shake. Candy opened her eyes, smiling as she noticed her puffed up shorts, letting out another raunchy fart as she giggled.
"Ooh, that felt good..." Candy commented as she stood up, turning around and rubbing her butt with both of her hands as she continued glancing at it in the mirror, letting out a longer fart that got deeper pitched. "I've been holding these stink bombs in for several years, and it's so good to let loose without anyone peeping on me..."
As Candy glanced forward, she let out an abrupt poot that caused a brown stain to appear on the back of her pink shorts, spotting Diddy, who screamed as he nearly fell off the ladder, danging as he was upside down. Candy then stormed over towards the entrance, peering down at Diddy as she placed her hands on her hips.
"Were you just watching me fart right now?" Candy asked as she tapped her right foot impatiently.
Diddy gulped as he started to sweat nervously, nodding his head. "Well... it wasn't my intention to see you cut the cheese... I was just-"
"Zip it!" Candy exclaimed as she grabbed Diddy, pulling his red cap up as she shook her head. "I was letting loose inside, and you invaded that privacy! Since you're so into me playing my tuba butt, I'll give you an exclusive peek!"
Diddy screamed as Candy dragged him in, slamming the door shut as she planned to do naughty things to him. A Squawk flew back, sniffing the air as its eyes widened, falling flat onto the sandy beach as its legs twitched, having smelled Candy Kong's farts.