welcome one welcome all to my fanfic that all started with why I hate being chosen and then asking the question of what if jaune was a little more verbal in his vocabulary sooooooo after some thought ive come up with this AU story where people don't chose to be heros but are chosen literally and I had the thought of jaune just not wanting to be chosen but hes chosen anyway.
so I welcome you to read this and give me feed back if this good or not
now for my usual disclaimer I don't own this shit rooster teeth does and also warning I have both dyslexia and Asperger's just having one is a problem but both is an absolute bitch so I am truly sorry about the grammar or spelling I currently don't have a beta reader for this
now onto the reading!
They say people are chosen because they were born to do it
To become hero's
To live for the fight
To die by the blade
To be the one to save the day
To be a hero
Like no other
But in this world people are literally chosen out of the blue to be heroes of their time
And fight the good fight
They had no choice as they were shipped of immediately toward the closest combat school to learn and fight
To become heroes
Or in this case
Huntsmen and huntresses
And this is the story on such person
Who was chosen
to be more than he thought he was
to be honest
stronger than any strong ass man
faster than the quickest underwear thief
smarter than the smartest smart guy ever
and to be the most humble of them all
"da fuck is this shit?"
How unfortunate that this stories hero is almost none of these
Jaune arc was allot of things to many people in his village
weak, uncordonated, dork, goofball of a blond idiot and finally an embarrassment to everyone in his family. Its not like tries to be an embarrassment hes just accident prone, for example he ended up setting the villages local cows free when he accidentally tripped on air and opened the latch, theres also the time where he accidently tripped into the mayors daughters room while she was in the middle of getting change. And so on jaune just didn't really do it on perpose but the villages as well as some of his family looked at him like the laughing stock of the town.
He tried to prove people that he wasn't the biggest screw up in remnant but once again he trips on thin air making his point nonvalid as it just made it worse for him, he was somewhat lonely as he had no friends growing up as all the children crowded around his sisters as they were seen to be the angels of town, the ones to save the day against the foul evil forces of the enemy of every human and faunas of all kinds.
Taxes
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Sorry had to do that, no they saved the town from grimm as they were trained to be chosen to be the best of the best to be the one to save the day be huntresses like their ansetors before them, jaune didn't really hope to be chosen for four reasons.
One his parents never trained him to fight grimm, fight everyone else as self defense yeah but not grimm
Second he knew for a fact if there was grimm he was gone like the flash as he had not much of strength he opted to be faster than anyone else or faster then the closest fat guy
Three he doesn't want to be the saving guy trope where heros just pop up and start saving people and walk off thinking they should be fine now
And finally four
He was too much of a pessimistic asshole to even be counted as a hero
Now let me explain his past a little bit more, as a child growing up with no friends you'd expect someone like jaune to be the nice shy scared nobody people put him up to be, oh how wrong you guys are, as he is at times nice and kind annnnnnd caring he is still counted as an pessimistic asshole for the simple thing of because he had no friends he relied on the next best thing that he could count as friends he could ever find.
The internet and video games
First was video games at first he was curious 10 years later he was playing the latest games he could get his hands on and after that his parants got the internet and after that his young 14 year old got from gamer to internet fanatic as he had found not only the videos of cats online but also the really really really secret stuff and once again after that his 14 year old life got allot more interesting as he found the very dirty sites that has been known as porn, After one week he had to explain the reason to his parents why they kept running out of tissues.
Jaune was had to beg and beyond to his mom to not get rid of it as his mom, good news he got it but he was grounded for a month and then some as he had to do twice the amount of chores he was given, good news was he still had the internet but he was now monitored by either his mom or sisters, his dad never really saw the problem as he thought it was just boys being boys.
Jaune also gained some friends along the way but they were online as you do with a town like his, they found jaune to be both funny and someone enjoyable as he had found some people that he could have fun with and talk to, this was something very exciting to jaune as now had friends and good friends too.
Now you may find this kind of weird at first or weird or something that doesn't add up here and you maybe asking, if hes a pessimistic asshole and dorky and all the other things I mentioned, well despite him being all this and more jaune wanted to at least try and gain his faimlies respect through some stuff even if they were meaning lesss to others he thought he could do enough to get a little appreciation unfortunately after a while of trying and failing you get to the point that they don't even care if he screws it up anymore as they know he'll screw up, so they just give him jobs to keep him outside for bit.
But lets get on with the story shall we
Jaune woke up groggly as he shut his alarm off and yawned, his room was some what clean as he kept most of his clothes in one pile to the side as it was out of his way and he could get to his computer and closet and bed just fine, he stretched as he looked at the time and saw it was 9:00 and blinked a couple times as he looked at the clock a bit closer and then widen his eyes as he shouted, "OH SHIT IM LATE!" he quickly jumped out of his bed and ran to his bathroom and slammed the door as he quickly had a shower and got dressed and then ran out of it as he quickly dried himself and got dressed.
Usually jaune isn't this active in the morning but today was a special day for his sisters and he was told he had to be at the town hall by 9:30 and it takes 25 minutes to get to town if he ran, but he didn't have the time as it was now 9:08 now as he quickly got dressed in his normal causl clothes that included his lucky blacn and orange short sleeved hoody as he had an orange t shirt under it, he had a pair of blue jeans and had his black and white vans he got a while a go. After getting dressed jaune quickly ran out of his room as he quickly ran to the garage.
He knew he was going to be too late if he ran so he had to rely on the one single thing he promised himself he would not use unless he had to. Unfortunately he had to use it and he was scared to even think about but his mothers wrath was something he was even more scared of other than the mayors badass shot gun that thing was beyond a beast.
He gulped as he stood in front of the single vehicle that could get him to the town hall just in time and its name was diablo.
Now diablo was in fact just a regular motorcycle, but not any motorcycle but a ducati monster, now what scared jaune so much was not only they fact the bikes name was diablo and has monster in the manufacturing name but it was technically his by all rights but his mom and sisters say otherwise and since they say other wise he was never able to drive this beast of a machine cause he was scared for the fact if they even saw him looking at it he bonked in the head via fry pan, now yes jaune may indeed be uncoordinated but when it came to running, gaming and surprisingly riding bikes he was the very opposite to that.
He does have his licence and the only that does know was his dad, cause he paid for the tests and stuff as jaune secretly learned how to ride on his own and watching viedos online, so his dad got him the bike last year as a Christmas present for completing his tests and getting said license jaune had was not the only one to deal with the wrath of his sisters and mom but his dad had to join him in the act that has been known in the family as the running of the arcs.
Right now gulped but quickly sucked it up as he quickly slipped on a pair of black combat gloves, and a black helmet as he quickly jumped on diablo and started the engine, jaune couldn't take the time to listen to the beautiful engines sound as he quickly kicked the stand up and dropped it out of the clutch as he quickly dove out of the garage and down the road as he he was in to much of hurry to get to the town hall.
With the arc family
Sonya arc was excited her oldest daughter is going to be chosen to go to beacon academy as a chosen one. She and her husband kurtus arc sat at the front as they waited for the ceremony to start.
Heres a little fact about the chosen
Again they are chosen no shit but certain people can actually tell whether or not they have the capabilities to turn in the chosen these people are called the oracles, there are a very very limited amount of oracles in the world so when someone finds one they are snatched up as quick as they come, now oracles can be both man and woman and are not that hard to find as they are born with grey practically white hair, like the current headmaster of beacon academy as he is both huntsman and oracle. Now ozpin comes to town to town to city to absolutely everywhere every year for a month finding and picking the chosen despite them either being evil or good or any enthcity he finds them and takes them to his academy as they teach them and turn them into huntsmen and huntresses.
Today was the day he was supposed to be coming in to visit and hopefully pick a chosen one or two maybe three, the idea of sonyas daughters going to the academy for the chosen was so exciting since she and her husband trained them to fight grimm like they were when they were chosen from the last generation. She sighed as she remember the good old days where she and kurtus killed grimm left right and centre, they still were active hunters but they only took hunts that were close to their village as they also defended it from grimm.
Her only thoughts was of her only son jaune, despite him being a complete embarrassment she still loved him like everyone of her daughters but she knew for the fact that he was definitely not up for being a chosen despite it being in the family she just hoped he wouldn't be chosen and again despite him being a complete embarrassment he was their complete embarrassment. And she knew hell everyone knew him as knew the fact jaune is and will never be up for putting his life on the line hes just going to run and run he will as he was one of the fastest runners second to his father as he was just a bit faster.
And again she actually resset jaunes alarm as so he'd wake up late and he'd have to run here and despite knowing jaune was very fast its would take him 25 minutes to get here and if you add up having a shower and getting dressed and then ran over to the hall he would be to late as would of missed the ceremony of the chosen and wouldn't be chosen, well then again that's if he doesn't touch that thing on two wheels her son calls diablo, she and her daughters fumed at not only her husband but her son as they found about his license and who funded it.
Kurtus was still have flashbacks of the terrible Christmas as he had to deal with the brunt of her lovely daughters and wife and was punished in the worst way imaginable, the couch in the backyard.
Now sonya had beautiful long blonde hair that came to her mid back as she was described to the single most beautiful woman of all of the village as she had amazing green eyes and wore a beautiful black and white sun dress that came to her knees. To some kurtus was known to the single most luckiest guy in all of vale for getting her, speak of the man, he was a quite the tall man as sonya came up to his shoulders, he had grey ash hair that was cut short as he had blue eyes that held so much pride for his daughters, he wore a basic tailored black suit and tie as he had the family heirloom on him at all times, crocea mors he was supposed to hand it down to jaune but as his wife wanted to he wasn't allowed.
Now kurtus was allot of things, a hero, lucky as fuck all and finally an amazing huntsman. But there was one thing that he secretly was and that was an idiot, im not talking about dumb and dumber meets doctor evil that's too much even for him. He was dumb at the fact he had never learnt his lesson until after he got his beating via wife and daughters, for example jaunes licence he actually found his son watching and basically fawning over pictures of motorcycles on his computer and had the thought of why not doing him a favour and helped him getting his tests done but only if jaune kept a secret from his mom and sisters. And that worked as jaune completed his tests with all in one go as he got one of the highest marks he could ever get and kurtus felt so much pride in his son that went to the nearest dealership and bought his son a brand new mtotcycle that was costumised to be fast and easy to ride.
Again that didn't go down well with his wife and daughters as they told jaune he was to never drive his motorcycle if he wishes not to be grounded and beaten to a pulp via sisters, as much as kurtus knew that jaune really wanted to ride his bike he knew he didn't want to at least give him some thing for safety as he bought him a industrial motorcycle helmet that was practically impossible to break and bought him some military grade combat gloves for again safety as he knew jaune was a very responsible rider and knew for a fact jaune could never get into trouble if he was riding his bike.
Well that's what he thinks
With jaune now
"SHIT ON FUCK!" jaune yelled as he drove down the road at top speeds, as much as he was enjoying the ride he was in to much of a panic to really notice how he really was going as he quickly saw the town nearby, he was happy as he quickly checked his watch he had put on his right wrist and saw it was 9:19 and knew he had time to get there and sit with his family as he smiles at her sister for getting chosen, as much as anyone else he was happy she could live her dream as a chosen and go off to become a huntress, he smiled at the thought of his sisters going of into the world helping people as he stayed back relaxed into his home as he knew there was no job for him anywhere that would take his accident prone ass.
But then again you never know he could be come a racer with his bike if he snuck away from his mom long enough to even run one lap before she comes over and stops him from winning any further, 'oh well' jaune thought as he sped up and then pulled the breaks as he saw something he never thought he'd ever see in his entire life time. There in front of him in the middle of the road blocking the entrance to the town stood the one thing he never thought would ever get out ever.
Lets just say it was black had horns and was furious it had muscles on its muscled muscles and was 2 tonnes of oh hell no fun and its name was the scariest name to ever been muttered from jaunes mouth
"buttercup"
Yes this this bull was in fact named buttercup named by its own crazy ass owner as he was known as the mayor, jaune gulped as he stared at the bull as it snorted and stomped its front hoof onto the ground, the only thing jaune could say was "how the fuck did you get out of your pen?" he asked as jaune narrowed his some what scared eyes as he shook a little in fear as it snorted again, "ok buddy calm down we don't have to resort to chasing now do we?" his answer was another snort and stomp of its hoof as it glared at jaune as he shivered a little from buttercups glare, "oh cunt nuggets" was all jaune said as buttercup charged forwards jaune quickly shot off forwards as he knew that he had tp pass buttercup so he could get to the town hall.
Jaune sped up as he saw only on way of really passing buttercup and that was in the form of convinently place crates on the side of the road that make it look like a make shift ramp, so jaune quickly huffed it with his bike and jumped over buttercup and landed safetly, jaune thinking he was in the clear didn't remember buttercup was very very fast, so as he turned his head back he saw buttercup had turned around and sprinted towards jaune, "FUCKING BULLSHIT!" jaune shouted as he turned his head back around and drove through the entrance of the village as he quickly turned right through the empty streets as he could hear the snorting of buttercup close behind.
"shit oh hare fuck this is not my day" jaune said to himself as he quickly skidded around a corner as he tried to figure out how to lose buttercup and quickly as his watch said 9:25 and he had 5 minutes to get to the town hall before it all started so as he drove he tried to think of anything that could help him but came up short as he had nothing that could help him in this situation other than waiting for the bull to let up on the chase, so jaune quickly turned to the left as he ended up on the main road and turned upwards of it as he made his way towards the town hall not really thinking if the bull was still following him.
Well that was until jaune had to stop again as buttercup had got in front of him again, jaune once again just stareda t the bull and looked behind and then back at the bull a couple times until his eyes settled on buttercup, "how the fucking hell did you get in front of me!?" jaune yelled as the bull only snorted as a reply making jaune groan in displeasure as he had no choice but run away again, but even if he did run and came back he'd miss the ceremony and this made jaune groan in even more displeasure, he really didn't want to deal with his sisters and there damn puppy gaze.
He wasn't affect like everyone else it was just so damn annoying cause as soon as he says no everyone who was around would complain and start trying to 'talk some sense in him' lecturing him about how to deal with his own sisters even if half of them are older than him and that in itself is fucked up to jaunes understanding so he just says yes to get it over and done with. But if he misses this he'd feel guilty for the fact he wouldn't see his sisters get on stage and get chosen, sigh this was something jaune really didn't want to do it but he had to for the sakes of his sisters.
So he gritted his teeth as he reved his engine up as he let his back wheel spin causing the rubber on the tire to burn and smoke up as he had his hand on the front brakes, buttercup thought this was a challenge as he snorted and stomped his hoof on the ground and then roared as he charged forwards jaune then quickly let go of his brakes and turn to the left as he started to do a donut causing smoke and the smell of burning tires to go into the air as it hinderd buttercups nose and eyes as he couldn't see nore hear jaune as he ran through the smoke cloud thinking buttercup would slam into jaune he bent his head down ready to pull his horns up to flip jaune into the air.
Well that's what he thought but missed the fact that he had hit/slammed into anything but a brickwall as his horns were imbedded into the wall making him unfortunately stuck, the question on the bulls mind was how the fuck did miss!? Well allow me to explain as buttercup went into jaunes smoke cloud he was instinctively following the sound of his engine as he turned with jaune but jaune quickly killed his engine as butter cup and had very narrowly missed butter cups horns as he ran into the brick wall.
So jaune had his little victory fist pump in the air thinking he won the battle but remembered the ceremony and checked his watch to see it say 9:28 "shit got go!" jaune yelled as he quickly started the engine and shot off towards the town hall finally leaving behind a very confused as well very concused buttercup behind stuck in the wall.
With the arc family
"hey mom wheres jaune?" asked the youngest arc as she looked up to her mother to explain where her big brother was, "oh he might not be coming sweety he slept in and he wont be able to be here" she said as her youngest daughter looked sad, "oh" she said making sonya frown as she hugged her daughter, "don't worry he'll be here when gets here as long as he says goodbye to your sisters he'll be here" sonya said making her daughter smile but still feel sad, "ok then" suddenly just before the ceremony started the front doors were slammed open making every turn to the door to see a very exhausted jaune arc stumble into the hall as he looked like he ran a marathon "I huff here" jaune said as he slowly walked to the front as everyone just stared at him.
The mayor was some what of a portly man and sat at the stage as he quietly glared at one jaune arc as he sat down with his family, he had everything made him look like the Cornell at KFC(I am sorry but I can not be bothered to even try and describe this egg) he had his beloved buttercup let free as to try and stop one jaune arc from making a fool of himself in front of the most official and important people in remnant and embaressing not only the town but himself, to say the least the mayor really really really really really really omo really hates juane for many many many(ok you get the picture) reasons, one of the biggest is just juane being an nuicence to him and the town as he just screws up everything.
Town fair he tripped and released the cows
Eating contest blew up the cooker
Peeped on his daughter
Broke his car
Nearly blew up his prized fruit tree
Caused the elderly to stand up and take it to the man(actually he didn't do that that was the change in their drugs, the mayor just blamed jaune for it though)
And now here he is to screw this thing up even though he went through everything he came up with to screw jaune up from even stepping through the town halls doors, peoblwm was the only thing he came up with was to release buttercup on jaune and then hope for the best thinking it would work. Too bad it didn't as jaune was exhausted, "jaune what took you so long?" asked his little twin sisters as they looked at his exhausted form as he sat there looking like he went through hell to get here, well to him it felt like hell, "sorry slept in so I had to drive here" jaune said
"drive here but we took the car here unless you took…." Jaunes mother blinked a couple of times until her eyes widen and then glared at her son, "you drove that thing here?" she asked making jaune stop and freeze on the spot as he slowly turned his head towards the beast that was known as his mother as his father was right next to her froze as well as he sweated beads "mom please don't be mad it was either I drove here or I missed the ceremony and I made a promise to be here on time and here I am" jaune said as sonya remembered the arcs moto 'arcs never break a promise' and to jaune that was one of many to him as he had a couple more.
"sigh when we get home we will have words with you" she said as jaune felt her glare soften and sighed as he looked at the stage as the mayor stood up front, "now folks we are here today with a very special geust today Im here to welcome headmaster ozpin please sir come up" he said as a man silently walked up to the stage as he looked at everyone and then stopped as he was at the podium "thank you for introduction as you all know im here to pick the chosen from the town as they will come to my academy and will be trained to be the future huntsman and huntresses now if you will let me pick the chosen then we'll get this along" he said as a line of people walked up onto the stage as they faced them.
He quietly looked at every person up and down as he moved across the line of women and men as they had their weapons on them and had bright smiles as they thought they would be chosen, ozpin looked every single person as he sighed and then turned around as he looked into the crowd as they looked pretty generic and normal he settled his eyes at one person as he looked at the half asleep person that sat with what ozpin believed to be his family as he saw some very familiar chosen as they looked up at him and smiled at him as he smiled, "so sir who do you think out of everyone here is a chosen" the mayor asked as he was hoping it was to be his daughter as she was in the line of what the town thought to be the future chosen.
Ozpin simply just looked at him and towards the people of the town "unfortunately there is actually only one here that is to be chosen the people up here are in fact very worthy but they are just missing something that could should be gained before they can truly become chosen" ozpin said making everyone looked at him like he was crazy, "but there is one of you that are actually worthy here to be a chosen and he is actually sitting right here" ozpin said as he simply looked at the half asleep jaune arc as he looked at him and then looked around as he saw everyone else was looking directly at him.
"da fuck are you all looking at?" was jaunes answer as he woke up a little bit more as they kept staring and then suddenly the entire town hall was filled with laughing as everyone except the arcs were laughing "sir you must be joking" said the mayor as he looked at ozpin, "I am actually not he is in fact the only one here that is ready to be a chosen" he said again as he pointed directly at jaune as he looked back at the confused arc that was being told off for swearing out loud in front of everyone by his mother.
"ozpin are you sure?" kurtus called as he simply looked at him and had his arms crossed and looked very serious "yes I am in fact very serious kurtus" ozpin said as everyone stopped laughing and looked wide eyed, "well then jaune get up here with me"" kurtus said as he jumped up and quickly pulled his son onto the stage as they stood up at the centre, "as the head of the arc clan I kurtus arc bestow on to you jaune miles arc the heirloom that has saved me and everyone I knew in battle, I give to you crocea mors" kurtus said as he handed a very wide eyed and very confused jaune crocea mors.
Jaune looked at the blade and sheath of the sword his father and ancestors had used in ever battle he was told when he was growing up, the sheath was white and yellow as he knew it turned into a sheath with a simple press of a button and knew the old sword may have been old but it was the single sharpest thing he had ever seen as he watched his dad cut an oak tree with one swipe of the blade.
Suddenly he felt his dad wrapped his arm around his shoulder as he turned to the audience with a goofy evil grin that everyone knew was not going to be good, "now as an arc you all should know we keep our promises but we also never forget our bets ever and you know what that means!" kurtus yelled as most of the audiences eyes widen in shock, "my boys going to beacon suck it fucktards and ya'll owe me 50 bucks each for that bet we all made 5 years ago!" kurtus shouted as jaunes eyes as well as sonyas eyes widen, "you betted on me/him being a chosen!" both mother and son shouted as kurtus had a smirk on his face, "well yeah duh don't you remember a male arc is and has always been a chosen and some if not most of the female arcs are chosen as well" kurtus explain as jaunes eyes widen in remembrance
In every story he was ever told he never heard of one male arc never being just a normal person but a chosen and with that realization he looked at his father in horror, "oh no" jaune whispered as kurtus's grin practically shone "that's right my boy hope you have fun in beacon heres your stuff and I had ozpin get some people to bring diablo with you on your way to beacon" he said as jaune was having a panic attack as he was not only given crocea mors but also a duffle bag of what he believed was to be some of his clothes and stuff.
His only thoughts were before he was suddenly dragged away by ozpin was
'this is fucking bullshit'
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