Twilight Woes
A/N my friend made up the comic and I'm typing it up! This time I'm making SURE to spell check and use the greatest grammar I can! I'm copying this off from the carton my friend made up so it's not going to be exactly "as funny" because like I said no pictures! But I'm going to make it as best as I can by the way OME means OH MY EDWARD and when typed in italics like this it means they are thinking it because sadly I can't make the little thought bubbles! Sorry I inserted myself it's the way Marissa made it. So without further a do- TWILIGHT WOES! Episode 1.
Bella- "It's Edward! OME! Hi!!"
Edward- "Hi ugly!" Oops did I say that out loud?
Marilyn-
"I like pie!" And Edward…
Bella- "Hey Edward who is your…friend?"
Edward- "Her name is Marilyn, and she's my girlfriend now!"
Bella- "What did you say?!"
Marilyn- "He's my property now you… you…you…FRIGGIN BITCH!!"
Bella-
Jesus! Potty mouth…literally.
Marilyn- "Well, since we can't both have Edward we will duel for him!" *Bella stares* "well?"
Bella- You are on!
Edward- "Uh… don't I have a say in this?"
Bella and Marilyn- "NO!!!"
Edward- "Cool! Two girls fighting over me!"
*Marilyn and Bella are holding swords*
Marilyn- "So, we meet again!"
Edward- "Whoa this is so hot!"
Marilyn and Bella- "HIYA!"
*Fight for 10 minutes then sit down.*
Marilyn and Bella- "Man this is tiring!"
Edward- "Aww, it was just getting good!"
*Marilyn exhales.*
Marilyn- "Truce?"
*Bella exhales.*
Bella- "Truce."
Edward- "Wait if you call a truce on me that must mean…"
Bella- "So do you want him Monday through Wednesday or the other half of the week?"
Marilyn- "Umm…I'll take the second half!"
Marilyn and Bella- "Awesome!"
Edward-"ugh! This sucks!"