Episode 1: Pilot
Once upon a time, in Smash Mansion, Link and Kirby were playing NASCAR 07.
"You are going down, little buddy." Link said as he tried to wreck Kirby.
"Hey! Stop trying to spin me out!" Kirby yelled as he knocked Link's controller out of his hands and giving Kirby the win.
"You only won because you cheated." Link whined.
"I would've won anyway!" Kirby bragged.
"Come here and let me kill you!" Link screamed as he started chasing Kirby around the Mansion.
But all of a sudden they were both teleported to a strange location.
"Where are we and what the hell just happened?" Kirby asked.
They were in a meadow.
"This is the meadow from Teletubies!" Link screamed happily. Kirby gave him a strange look. "Not that I would know or anything."
Then the Teletubies walked up to Kirby and Link.
"Intruding in our drug base, huh?" Tinky Winky said angrily.
"Hey! You guys are so mean on TV!" Link screamed.
Dipsy punched him in the face. "TV is fake stupid. In real life we sell drugs! And you are the FBI coming to bust us down! So you are gonna die."
"You guys can do all the fighting because I'll like totally break a nail." Lala said as she back away.
"Our pleasure." Poe said as he cracked his knuckles.
