A/N This was not my idea. Two other members on thought of this and only wrote a chapter or two of it. You should go check out their stories, they're better than mine. :D There's the one by tripenguinman(great writer) called Penguin Chat and one by TheFrozenShadows called PengAIMers. I believe it was originally tripenguinman's idea and TheFrozenShadows was thinking along the same lines. I guess great minds think alike! Please credit them for the idea. Here's my version of how it should go-
PGuin Chat
"SKIPPER!" Kowalski yelled startling his leader.
"Calm down Kowalski, what is it?"
"There were these school kids here and they left these strange devices called DS's. I observed the children playing on them and found out that you can chat with another person who has the same device!"
Skipper scratched his head, "Sounds complicated, but effective! Issue these, uh, Ds's around the zoo pronto."
"Aye-Aye Skipper!"
Skipper: CommandoFreak1
Kowalski: Jiggles47
Rico: KABOOM
Private: BritBoy
Julien: Kinglyness
Maurice: YoAdvisor
Mort: FootLuva
Marlene: GuitarGirl
NOW ENTERING- BritBoy, Jiggles47, and CommandoFreak1
CommandoFreak1: Kowalski?
Jiggles47: Yes?
CommandoFreak1: Jiggles....really?!
Jiggles47: Well you're one to talk CommandoFreak!
BritBoy: Please Kowalski! Calm yourself!
NOW ENTERING- GuitarGirl
GuitarGirl: 'Sup guys.
Jiggles47: Hey.
BritBoy: Hello!
CommandoFreak1: Hiehf9uhe4gfmMaraeoielene
GuitarGirl: .........?
CommandoFreak1: Sorry, still getting used to this...what do you call it Jiggles?
Jiggles47: Hmph, it's called a stylist.
BritBoy: Like the place you go for your hair?
CommandoFreak1: How would you know that Private, you're a boy...with no hair!
BritBoy: ....
NOW LEAVING- BritBoy
CommandoFreak1: Ah, poor naive young Private.
GuitarGirl: You guys should really treat him nicer.
Jiggles47: She has a point.
NOW ENTERING- KABOOM
KABOOM: HEY!
GuitarGirl: Let me guess. Rico?
KABOOM: YEP!
Jiggles47: Rico, I find it distracting the way you write in all caps...
KABOOM: 'ORRY!
GuitarGirl: Hey guys, gotta go.
CommandoFreak1: 'bye! :D
Jiggles47: See ya!
KABOOM: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!
NOW LEAVING- GuitarGirl, CommandoFreak1, Jiggles47, and KABOOM!
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A/N MORE TO COME! Hope you liked! I promise I'll put Julien in the next one!