INSANE RANDOMNESS

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho and any of the characters.

Chap. One

-----Two days ago-----

"Aw shit! I'm gunna be late again!" A girl of 14with long black hair and blue highlights yells as she swings open the front door almost hitting her friend, who was about to bring the door down.

"Aw sorry Jake wasn't looking where I was going." Anni said apologizing to her friend.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." He replied, "Why are you in such a hurry anyways?"

Anni lift her eyebrow at this comment, "What the hell are you talking about?! We're gunna be late for school!"

"And so?" The teenage slacker questioned, "We're always late."

Anni had to give in to that. It was true. No matter how much they try they're always late. It was as if the teachers were purposefully trying to get them late. Anni slowed down into a walk. She sighed and walked along side her friend.

All of a sudden something hurled at Anni, striking her in the back of her head.

"What the hell!? An oar?! Anni? Are you alright? Anni. Anni!" And with that she fell into unconsciousness.

-----Now-----

Anni: eh.....where am I? ::rubs the back of her head::

Voice: HA!! I told you I didn't kill her!

Voice2: of course you didn't! She was breathing wasn't she? If she was dead she wouldn't have been breathing!

Anni's eyes started to focus as she saw that she in a white room with eight people all staring at her. All except one that is.

Anni: O.O

Jake: Now don't look at me like that I didn't do anything!

Anni: O.O

Jake: ........;;;

Anni: O.O

Jake: Now look what you've done Botan! We need to get her a new brain all thanks to you!

Anni: O.O

Botan: ::looks offended:: NANI₁!? It wasn't my fault she has a soft skull!!

Anni: Why....

Jake: Anni you can speak!

Anni: Why....

Jake: .......er.....

Anni: Why is everything in script form here but not in the beginning?

The Yu Yu Hakusho gang and Jake do an anime fall.

Jake: That's our Anni!

Yusuke: ;;; whatever you say.

Anni: OMG!!! ITS YUSUKE! AND KURAMA, AND BOTAN, AND KEIKO, AND YUKINA, AND ! HIEI!! OMG!!! ::hyperventilates::

Kuwabara: Hey! You forgot me!

Anni: Oh yeah...and you.

Kuwabara: Oh yeah me. ::sulks in a corner::

After Jake introduces you to everyone Koenma bursts into the room.

Koenma: Hello team and Botan, Keiko, Yukina, Jake, and you must be Anita.

Anni: O.O

Koenma: .......?!

Anni: O.O

Yusuke: Here we go again.

Anni: Koenma!? How do you know my name?! Not even Jake knows it!

Koenma: er.......well your brother told me--

Anni: ::fuming:: JUSTI!!

Koenma: er...yes. Well anyway Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei I have a present for you waiting in the living room.

Yusuke: Alright!!

Yusuke runs out the door with Kuwabara. Kurama and Hiei calmly walk after them.

Jake: Do you think you'll be alright after Botan almost killed you?

Botan: I didn't almost kill her!

Jake: A little lower, and you could've broke her neck! THAT would have killed her!!

Anni: I'ts alright! Really.

And with that they went out after them to join the Yu Yu team.

Anni: Hey Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Anni: How did we get here?

Jake: I dunno.

They enter the Living room to see Yusuke chocking the young ruler, and Kuwabara hesitating to open his present.

Anni: What are you doing?

Kuwabara: Creating suspense.

Anni: I didn't know you knew such long words.

Kuwabara: Why I oughta!

Anni: C'mon Kuwabara. Open your present! It might be a new brain!

Kuwabara: ::grits teeth:: I hate you.

Yusuke: Yeah Kuwabara! Open it! It might also be a new face!

With that everyone burst into laughter. Hiei even let out I slight chuckle as Kuwabara sulked in a corner again.

₁Nani or What

well that's all for now please review! And please, no flames.