EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
FLO
VS
ZO
BEGIN
[FLO]
ALRIGHT BIG BROTHER LET SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
AFTER ALL PLAYING SPORT JUST MAKE ME WANNA PUKE
YOU PLAY LIKE A PUSSY OF COURSE YOU NEVER GIVE A DAMN
I THINK YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON DAFFODIL SO RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
YOU THINK YOUR SO SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE YOU AND I ARE THE SAME
BUT SOME FUCKING APPEARANCE YOU MAKE IS JUST FUCKING LAME
YOU CAN BEAT ME BIG BROTHER CAUSE YOUR ASS JUST SLOW YOU DOWN
I WILL MURDER YOU ALIVE AND MAKE YOU FUCKING FROWN
[ZO]
OH THAT WHAT YOU SAY SISTER ELEMENT OF LAUGHTER
YOU ARE JUST LIKE PINKIE PIE WHO IS GODDAMN HYPER
YOU COULDN'T CATCH A BEANBAG YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT SPORT
THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR A GIRL AND YOU ARE A WHORE
I CAN POUNE AND BOUNCE ALL ACROSS THE APARTMENT
I LOVE TO OPEN PRESENT SO SCREW THE DAMN TRADITION
YOU MAY BE BLUE BUT IF YOU'RE GREEN YOU WILL DIE
UNLEAST I KNOW THAT MALE CATS ONLY HAVE NINE LIVES
[FLO]
OH YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOW ME HOW SHITTY YOU ARE
YOU BROKE THE TRADITION YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD
IN HAUNAKAH YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO OPEN ONE PRESENT
NOT ALL OF THEM YOU ASSHOLE YOU JUST CAUSE YOURSELF TO SIN
I AM BETTER THAN YOU AND A BETTER CAT THAN EVER
YOU CAN'T HUNT ME DOWN EVEN WHEN YOU'RE 20 PERCENT COOLER
CLIFFORD LOVES ME MOST YOU JUST SAT THERE AND COMPLAIN
YOU DRIVES ME CRAZY AND YOU ALWAYS GO INSANE
[ZO]
OH TALK ABOUT INSANITY I THINK YOUR TAIL DEFLATED
BEING A SASSY BITCH THAT IS SO OVERRATED
YOU EATING FISH OFF THE FLOOR IS DIRTY FOR A CHICK
IF YOU LOVE CLIFFORD SO MUCH THEN SUCK HIS TINY DICK
HAVE A HEART FLO YOU ALSO DESTROY HAUNKAH
NEED I REMIND YOU ABOUT THE GODDAMN MENORAH
I THINK WE KNOW WHO WIN BOYS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLS
SO I WIN YOU CUNT I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE