I don't own Naruto. Enjoy, lovelies.
"Sasuke," Naruto breathed. It had been so long since he had last seen the duck-butt - er, Uchiha. Sakura was standing right behind Naruto, and the blonde was finally going to complete his promise.
"I'm bringing you back today, teme!" he yelled.
Sasuke just gave him a withering look. "Dobe."
"Naruto..." Sakura looked at her teammate in admiration. He was doing so much for her...and she was being useless again. She looked down at her hands and clenched them. What was the use of having super strength if she couldn't use it?
Before any of the current Team 7 could move, Sasuke was in front of Naruto, one arm around him in an almost-hug. "I could kill you right now."
"But you won't!" With a grin, "Naruto" poofed out of existence.
Sasuke blinked and looked around. 'A Shadow Clone?'
Naruto appeared behind a rock. He grinned and made a hand sign. "Oiroke no Jutsu!" Clouds appeared around his body, signifying a Henge.
Sasuke felt worried about what Naruto meant by a "Sexy Jutsu" (meaning his hair proofed up a bit).
He got his answer a second later. In the place of Naruto was...a girl. A busty, naked, blonde girl.
Sasuke facepalmed. Sakura held up an angry fist. Sai smiled. Yamato sighed. Orochimaru and Kabuto shrugged. Naruto winked, giggled, and blew a kiss. "Come back to Konoha, Sasuke-kuuuuun."
Sasuke knocked him flat on his face and walked back to Orochimaru. "I don't have time for this, dobe."
"I knew it!" Naruto yelled in a somewhat stuffed-up tone (his nose was broken). "You ARE gay!"
Sasuke froze. Sakura froze. Sai smiled. Yamato sighed. Orochimaru grew horny and Kabuto looked away from his master sadly.
"NARUTO!" Before Sasuke could slice of the dobe's head for even suggesting something like that, Sakura had punched the Uzumaki into the wall.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow by a fifteenth of a centimeter and continued to walk back to Orochimaru. He could worry about his sexuality later. Right now he just wanted to get stronger to be able to defeat the Weasel - er, Itachi.
By the end of Team 7's time there, Naruto was chuckling, Sakura was fuming, Sai was smiling, and Yamato was wondering what in earth he had done to deserve a mission (and a team) like this.
Review please! Also, I've been working on a collab fic with DaniZaraki, author of the popular trilogy "Consider Yourselves Kitties". She'll be posting that soon on her profile, and I'll let you guys know when it's up! In the meantime, read some other oneshots or read Dani's awesome stories! Cat Akatsuki forever! :)
Sasuke. Lacks. Hatred.
Later.