One day peter was eating in the kitchen, brain came in running. "Peter something bad just happened!" Brain said. "What is it?" Peter asked. "Ninja died from ligma!" Brain said. "What's ligma?" Peter asked. Then George W Bush appeared on tv. "Ladies and gentlemen, we got em" then the tv turned off. "Ligma my balls you cock sucker!" Brain said throwing a football at peter's head. "Peter more like petard" Brain said dabbing.
