Oh, for the Love of Math!

Summary: It's not everyday you find a student who's memorized the first 1,000 digits of pie. Then again, it's not everyday you fall in love with your math teacher! NaruSasu

Warnings: Yaoi (BoyxBoy), cussing, suck-ish writing, OOC-ness, annoying–ness, insanity (And a lot of it), and maybe enough craziness to stop world hunger and fight off obesity!

It was a new school. A new school could be scary, the kids were always full of surprises. But, nevertheless, this wouldn't scare Naruto Uzumaki off. He was a man, for goodness sake! And, he didn't have to worry that much, the scary ass kids would be disciplined.

After all, he was the new math teacher.

And these kids would be good at math.

Or else.

That's beside the point, Naruto was actually quite a nice guy. At least, the other teachers thought so. He liked the other teachers, they were quite polite too.

Those students probably had it rough.

Naruto walked down the hall, counting the rooms. 120, 121, 122… wait… where the hell is 123? Naruto asked himself as he passed other rooms, all labeled in the 130's. Naruto stopped and turned around. Maybe I passed it…

He walked past it another time.

And another time.

And maybe just once more.

He didn't see it. He swore that the principle (Tsunade) had said that his new classroom was room 123! Maybe Naruto was going senile. He was 20, after all. He looked around room 122, but only found an unlabeled door. He peeked through the narrow window, seeing students having… what looked like a party in there! Naruto opened the door, and all of the kids turned to him.

"It was mean enough to cover the room number." Naruto said blandly to his 1st period class.

Naruto was tired. It was only one period and he was tired. Those kids are little demons, Naruto thought to himself, sprawling out all over his desk, what happened to teacher's pets?

The door to the classroom opened, and Naruto mentally cursed. Jesus, what did I do to deserve teaching all of these little demons? And Naruto could swear that a voice said, "You applied for the job, retard."

"Are you… the new teacher?" Naruto heard a boy ask him.

"Why, yes I am." Naruto said, his voice muffled by his sleeve.

"Okay… so you're Uzumaki sensei, correct?" The boy asked. He just had the most adorable voice Naruto had heard all last period so he looked up at the kid.

"No, 'Oh, so you're Naruto'?" Naruto asked the kid incredulously, "Finally. Some respect around here." Naruto looked the boy up and down.

He was… well, he was adorable. And do we know what he looked like? He looked like a gift from Jesus…

…A teacher's pet.

A/N: Yay! He has a teacher's pet! Sorry this was so short, this is the first chapter, and its 9:23 PM here. Do you know what that means? Bed time. I hate my parents.

…Don't ask me how old I am.

I don't like it when people do.

Let's say I'm around 18, okay?

Greeeaaat!

So, I'll (hopefully) write more tomorrow.

I'll try to.

Peace!

~ Sasuke Uzumaki 83