10 ways to annoy carlise cullen
10. tell him that you bit another human
8. when esme's around tell him if he wants her in bed just do it
7. ask him if blondes have more fun
6. tell esme he broke the dinning room table when it was you
he corrects you say times have changed old man
4. when arguing with him tell your wife jamp of another cliff
4. call him Dr Dreamy
him what he really does on night shifts
he annoys you instead of saying get lost say go swim to france
1. tell him we shall half to burn him on his fathers behalf