Title: Logan's Girl
Rating: G
Summary: Parody to Rick Springfield's Jesse's Girl, sung by Alec.
Genre: Parody/Humor
Pairings: Implied Max/Logan gags and Max/Alec
Time Frame: After Love Among the Runes
Status: Standalone
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be!
Author's Note: Parodies are fun, and additive.

Logan's Girl

Logan's not a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a real pain of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Logan's lost himself a girl and she still really ain't mine

And she's watchin' him with those eyes
And she can't touch him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her hands with gloves late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Logan's girl
I wish that I had Logan's girl
Where can I find a X5 like that?

I played along with her charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when we start talkin' cute
I wanna tell Logan the truth, but the point is probably moot

And she's watchin' him with those eyes
And she can't touch him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her hands with gloves late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Logan's girl
I wish that I had Logan's girl
Where can I find a X5 like that?

Like Logan's girl
I wish that I had Logan's girl
Where can I find a X5?
Where can I find a X5 like that?

And I'm helpin' her out all the time

But still I'm just the screw up

And I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines

But it only serves to piss her off

Tell me
Where can I find an X-5 like that?

You know I wish that I had Logan's girl
I wish that I had Logan's girl
I want Logan's girl
Where can I find a X5 like that?

Like Logan's girl
I wish that I had Logan's girl
I want, I want Logan's girl

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