Author's Note: Outtakes for each of the endings for the Tekken 6 fighters. I came up with this idea with my friend in class the other day and it really inspired me! So a big thank you to my school/Fanfiction buddy FrankenTeddyBear. Hugs for you! =3
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken blah, blah, blah.
"And...action!"
Anna and her sister Nina are having a game of snooker in a club, surprisingly not trying to kill each other (which the crew and other characters are amazed about. Basically because Anna wanted to get her paycheck this time) and as Nina takes the breaking shot, Anna gets ready to make hers, chalking the nub of her cue up.
"My turn."
She leans over the table to hit a ball in, but pushes a man behind her into the other snooker table with her butt. The skinny man stumbles, waving his arms around madly to stabilize himself. Anna smirks.
"Oops...I'm sorry."
As the punk turns around to shout at her, she clubs him around the face with her snooker cue, sending him flying to the ground in a sprawled heap. Anna covers her mouth, feigning a shocked expression, when the punk stands up. He looks angry, his face getting redder and redder with anger, but Anna isn't phased.
"...Huh?"
Her challenger wields a knife which gleams in the light that illuminates the room, then he growls menacingly. Nina struts up next to her sister and crosses her arms, both women stood in offensive. Suddenly, the knife is lunged at Anna, but before she can kneel him in the groin as she intended to do, the knife plunged into her...boob.
PFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRTTT!
Every person on set, the camera crew and the cast all stare at Anna, who screams.
"Aaaaaaahhhh! My beautiful breast! What happened to it?" She gawks at her right boob, which is deflated and sagging.
"Cut!"
The actress slaps the actor playing the knife wielder in the face. Nina starts to laugh uncontrollably and falls to the floor in hysterics. Lee comes from behind the bar and observes the droopy thing, poking it like a confused child.
"Hmm...that'll take some fixing won't it?" Gabi said, rubbing her temples and beckoning Anna towards her as she cried and fiddled with her 'breast', trying to get it into some kind of order. "Anna, why didn't you tell us they were fake?"
Anna looks horrified. "They aren't fake! And you can call me Miss. Williams thank you very much," she gasps, snapping her fingers. Gabi rolled her eyes.
Hwoarang, whos face is red from laughing so much, points at her breast, laughing ever more louder. "To think I...I wanted to scr-screw you!" He says that last word then falls to the floor, hitting it with a fist and thrashing his legs about the place.
Anna is led off the stage who is still crying her eyes out when the director calls for attention. The fighters listen up to their instructor, even Kuma, who was taking quick glances at Panda who was sat next to Xiaoyu.
"Listen up, guys! Seeing as Anna is temporarily unavailable to act for her Tekken 6 ending...how about lunch?"
"Yes!"
The fighters all gather around the table, but some are held back by Bob, who was stuffing chicken wings onto his plate.
"Hey gigantor! Let us at the nosh will ya? I'm bloody starving!" Steve yelled, punching him in the back of the head. Bob turns around with half a chocolate eclair sticking out of mouth, then he pushes past the boxer, knocking him over in the process.
"I'm a growing boy," he said through a mouth full of food, spitting cream everywhere.
"We've noticed!" Ganryu smirked, gesturing to his stomach.
Asuka laughed, poking the sumo wrestlers flabby belly. "You can talk, Sir Eats-a-lot!"
Ganryu scowls and runs after the teenager, who shrugs and walks off. Ganryu ran ten feet then collapsed, exhausted.
Shoes of all kinds trod on him as the fighters went to the tables to eat their food. Sneakers, boots, bare feet, sandals and even high heels. Ganryu groaned and tried to hoist himself up, but was too fat to even get up two centimetres. He collapsed to the ground again and two members of the crew walked into the canteen. Grabbing an arm each, they dragged him off, leaving the other fighters to eat.
Gabi stood up on a chair, pulled out a hand-held fog horn and let it off, making the fighters drop their forks and cover their ears.
"Was that really necessary Miss. Williams?" Lili screamed. "I'm deaf now!"
Gabi cleared her throat when she had their attention. "Just so you know, we are going to be filming Armor Kings ending tomorrow."
"So it's in alphabetical order?" Jin asked.
"Well, duh!" Hwoarang chided.
Jin gave him a death glare.
"Boys, please! Anyway, Armor King, King and Marduk, please be ready to start filming by eight o' clock in the evening."
The three wrestlers looked confused.
"Because you're ending is set at night," Gabi sighed. 'God it's like working with children. Actually, children would co-operate better!' she thought.
"Ah, I see!" Marduk said.
"Right, see all you fighters tomorrow!"
A/N: Please read and review! I'm not getting much love at the moment because I'm a newbie, so reviews would be dearly appreciated. Constructive criticism also welcome! :) Hope you enjoyed this FrankenTeddyBear! xx