Third Time's The Charm: Excalibur's Return
The day was a normal day. Soul and Black*Star scaring Crona, Tsubaki trying to stop them until they both get Maka Chopped. Liz & Patty laughed their heads off at Black*Star and Soul and Kid just lectures on about how the ruined the symmetry of the school's peace. A usual day at Death Weapon Meister Academy. That was until the bell rang and everyone tried to leave.
"FOOLS!"
Everyone turned around with a look of absolute disdain ( remember when Kid & Black*Star look for it). There stood, pointing his umbrella at everyone, was Excalibur. Everyone looked at each other in horror.
" It is a time to be learning, not leaving. I remember the time when i was in Oxford. All the teachers believed that i was a fool but they were wrong, Tea is the solution to everything. And it helped me..." he carried on with his nonsense, ensuring that no one would leave. All the meisters and weapons looked at each other and started whispering to each other, completely ignoring the nuisance known as Excalibur.
" M-Maka-chan, wha-what is that?" asked Crona nervously. Just then Ragnorak popped out and punched him.
"You little scaredy cat! Just hit him and he'll leave." Ragnorak laughed evil, rubbing his hands together.
Kid and Black*Star looked at 'him' and grimaced. They looked at each other and nodded.
"We need to get rid of that," Black*Star pointed over his shoulder, "Before we all die of his annoyingness."
"I agree." Everyone looked at Kid in shock, as he NEVER agreed with Black*Star about anything. " I suggest we each team up with our weapons and..."
"KILL HIM!" shouted Patty and Black*Star. They both looked at each other and grinned. They both ended up getting held back by Maka and Kid.
"Hey, I want to kill that fool as much as you want to..." began Soul until Black*Star jumped away from Maka.
"Then what we're waiting for? YAH..." before he could finish his 'yahooooo' he got 'Maka Chopped' (LOL!)
"Baaaaakaaaaaa." said Maka, "Why don't we just kick him out?" Everyone looked at her in confusion.
"As in beat the idiot up"
Everyone now looked at her as if she were crazy but then Soul and Black*Star laughed. They both looked at each other grinning evilly at each other. Crona looked nervously at Maka nervously who then nodded. Everyone ten marched towards Excalibur and took him outside.
"What are you doing to me? Let go of me. I am the great Excalibu..." All that could be heard was the sound of punches and kicks with the occasion laughter from Soul, Black*Star and everyone. This lasted for 30 minutes straight until finally out of the classroom window you could see Excalibur leaving, pointing his umbrella at the school.
"Y-You're not worthy." He tried to say with dignity, which was not possible because his top hat was ripped and the only thing he had left were his polka dotted pants.
Everyone in class cheered at the retreating Excalibur. An announcement came for the speakers surrounding the school.
"Let's congratulate Soul, Maka, Kid, The Thompson Sisters, Black*Star, Tsubaki, Crona and Ragnorak for getting rid of Excalibur. He was a great nuisance and they acted greatly in our time of trouble. As thanks they can have the rest of the week off" announced Death.
In his office Death was laughing at the retreating figure of Excalibur.
"Good Riddance!"
Everything was yet again at peace at DWMA, For Now...
S.A AnimeFreak: I, like everybody else, think as Excalibur as a big headed annoying nuisance. So i you dislike ( polite way of saying it) him you should review this. Anyone can post their ideas for having him beaten up. I didn't do much for the beating up but then again you can just imagine Black*Star and Soul going mental. :P
Black*Star: Yahoo. Finally, someone worthy of being my punching bag!
* Maka 'Maka chops' him*
Maka: Baka. We beated him up, not just you idiot.
*Black Star sulks. Soul pats his shoulder sympathetically*
Soul: At least you don't live with her
* He gets Maka chopped*
Maka: Idiots... Oh yeah. S.A AnimeFreak doesn't own Soul Eater.
S.A AnimeFreak: There'll be more fanfics for Soul Eater soon. Bye